shoggoth-the-bitch
shoggoth-the-bitch
Claw, Claw, Bite
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||Call me Kila, it’s not actually my name but whatever|| ||I’m an adult but my exact age is none of your business|| ||Libra, because that matters I guess|| ||They/Them but also gender is kind of a trap so IDK, whatever|| ||Sexuality is kinda up in the air at the moment, like people are hot but don’t fucking touch me or try to show me your dick|| ||Reluctantly American|| ||If you’re a terf, anti-ace or anti-aro, homophobic, sexist, racist, or a bigot of any kind, just block me and go away|| ||People who think it’s acceptable to make death threats and doxx people over TV shows, you can fuck off too|| ||Don't fucking send a DM to tell me you're blocking me, just fucking go because I don't actually care|| ||Act like a dick and I will respond in kind, don’t start shit if you can’t handle receiving replies|| ||I don’t typically read people’s bios so don’t expect me to know shit about you|| ||I tend to use the words “dude” and "hon" liberally, if this bothers you please tell me and I will refrain from calling you that|| ||Anons are off and will stay off||   ||Profit pic made in Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1473879||
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 1 hour ago
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holding himm>>>>>
Underwear - Day 7 of Ford Dress Up Week
some more (cropped) nsfw drawings below
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1901.  See How to Spot the Loch Ness Monster Every Time.
Larger version.
Here are the best sea monsters and sea serpents I’ve encountered to date: sea monsters gallery.
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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Red Crowned Flight Switching it up from the more complicated paintings with something simple and relaxing. It's nice to let my mind go blank and let the thoughts flow like water~
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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Just some text posts I found for the crew of the Zephyr <3
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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this moment had me chuckling so i decided to draw it
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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warm wyrm
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.
#7
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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I offer as tribute: this fanart
excellent gimmick blog, started as a joke but I think it's really funny - keep it up! :3
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I appreciate your dastardly contribution to my weevilness
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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Bagworm moth caterpillars disguised as tiny witches🖤
@viral-random-content
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 2 hours ago
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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis
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And then Sir Blackwood was introduced to troubadour lyric poetry
I missed these guys
The Magus Archives on ao3
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 3 hours ago
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Actually how the fuck is Jon not marked by the lonely. Like I get that he is in theory, he needed to be marked by all 14 but like why did it take walking INTO the lonely, why wasn’t Jon already the lonely’s special little boy.
Jon’s parents died when he was very young. The one connection everyone in the world is promised, connection via womb, taken away before he could even properly remember he had it. The woman who took him in and raised him still maintained that canyon of a distance with her own grandson because she wanted a grandson not to raise another son. He’s not confirmed to have ever made any close friends, at least none that stuck around. The one person he’s confirmed to have dated left too without a trace of contact until he was desperate. He was only friendly with the coworkers that did the heavy lifting talking with him, and the one that survived hated him so truly and deeply close to the end that it changed all before it. Everyone else he met and entertained (Helen, Gerry, Daisy, Basira, Melanie) all either hated him or died before he could know them. Dude for most of the show the only one consistently in his corner was fucking Elias. That blows.
I’m so convinced the web has to consistently fist fight the lonely for custody of Jon’s tortured mind because good lord how can a guy be so forsaken
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shoggoth-the-bitch · 3 hours ago
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Marius: So, uh, you're going to die... In, like, 30 mins.
His "patient": What?! Doctor, what do I have??!
Marius: ...mortality?
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