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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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The best thing I’ve ever done is radicalizing all my friends and turning them into misandrists. Now the whole fam hates and blames men for everything

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IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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Imminent girlfriend encounter.

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why we should bring back the draft for american men:

-will cut down on the amount of bad podcasts

-if hideo kojima and my my mutuals who watch hbo war shows are to be believed about the amount of yaoi that takes place on the battlefield, it will solve the so-called male lonliness epidemic

-war is just like VIDEOGAME [insert excited soyjak] which is their favorite hobby

-gives men something to do besides being annoying on reddit, thus making reddit habitable

-it builds character, which is sorely needed for the average american male

-will give me a chance to do joan’s vietnam speech from mad men 4x08 at every man who crosses me

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you'll see the fuckin mastectomy scars & just have to sigh like "you view this character as 'the woman' in the relationship, doncha"

fan artists who trans every character in existence seeing a rare canon gay couple:

"But what if it was straight 😳🫣🤤😍💦🥵"

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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Christ miraculously cured everyone of their 2021 Tourette’s and multiple personalities disorders and yet youre still doubt in his many works and wonders.