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my great friend @ryssbelle did another commission amazing spectacular commission of this canon dynamic duo, who had their own 500 issue run that’s still ongoing

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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.

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“no one wants to read this” ok but you do. and that’s enough. and also wrong. i want to read it. hand it over

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i pray the tomb is shut forever. i pray the rock is never rolled away. ☠️⚰️⚔️

(prints are now available on my redbubble!)

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Do yall fw this carol design i really need to know

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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the trick to avoiding the stage of fic doomerism is to try to finish the fic fast enough that you don't have time to question whether or not anything you're writing is actually any good. the trick to writing fic fast is uhhhhhhhhh

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one night i had a dream that there was an animated green arrow movie and it started with ollie and dinah onscreen and then they went, 'look! it's-' and then connor did backflips onto the screen and there was a character intro freeze frame with him in a superhero landing and big words 'GREEN ARROW' in like the font you know over his head.

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i think fanon vs canon is like the ship of theseus question and i think that the answer is that if you replace all the parts with different parts, sometimes you still have a seaworthy ship and sometimes it'

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continuing my batman redesigns with MY SHAYYLLAAASS [ivy and harley!] ugh I love them separately and together

be gay and do crime my loves <3

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i dont want to ship it but i hope someone does

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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@adelinejclose

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

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Heat Transfer

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it’s really hard being a superman lover in a sea of hardcore batman fans. my king is never characterized properly and also can hollywood stop making him turn evil please