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This shit app won't let me delete so this is gonna stay up as a monument to my sins

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BON NOIR

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As shopkeepisms dot tumblr dot com approaches death I would just like to say I posted this in the bath with my old man tiddies on full display and because of this unfunny old man tiddies post I stopped watching the show the old man attached to the tiddies is from

Shopkeep: Fifty percent off all products for this week only!

Shopkeep: Unless you happen to be Emerald, then you pay extra

Shopkeep: Also Neo is not allowed to enter the premises due to an unfortunate mishap

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If you want the money you either pay me or get behind the counter and take the money yourself

All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I’ll do it

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BTW I'm not making a comeback I'm probably gonna delete all my isms when I'm done reminiscing n shit but if whiterose ever becomes canon message @scp-69420 about it

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My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I’ll do it

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All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I'll do it

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Plot twist I'm 23 and I look like this cause I'm so overworked capitalism is a disease folks

I have to ask... Do you have multiple twins like nurse joy from Pokemon or do you have a semblance that allows you to teleport where you can make money

Shopkeep: This is not for mortal minds to know

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THE CHOSEN ONE HATH NOT RETURNED!!!!

I'm pretty sure jaune has returned and he is also complicit in every bad post I have ever made across my isms blogs

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You are all complicit in every bad post I have made across all three blogs

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The isms started out as shitposters and somehow ended up here

ooc.

So, what exactly is the difference, if any, between an “ism” blog and an RP blog?

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shopkeep is like officer Jenny from pokemon

not entirely 

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Shopkeep: Ah, never heard of that place

Shopkeep: What’s it like in Around?

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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Shopkeep: Where’s he from?

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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Shopkeep: No no no no

Shopkeep: That’s a scone

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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Shopkeep: *shifty eyes* Shopkeep: Do you wanna talk in the back?

Do you buy stuff of just sell it?

Depends on what people try and sell me

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Do you buy stuff of just sell it?

Depends on what people try and sell me