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goddammit the vaporeon copypasta and now slutcore???

just wanna wear a pink maid outfit how is that slutcore!?!?!?

like im hypersexual and all but if everything i like is sexualized its only gonna get worse qwq

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oh the woes of a girl who likes being insulted

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she poured garlic butter on me after she fucked my brains out and called me "garlic bred" :(

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imo sleep is overrated

1: temporary debuff after it ends

2: its required to survive, and you get a debuff id you dont do it

3: your sleepiness stat drops to my iq when you want to sleep, but is higher than the temoerature of the sun when you dont

4: you lose more free time to it overall than to school

5: how come getting cozy makes you have to choose beyween falling asleep, which timeskips to waking up, or getting ul and not being cozy for a bit? thats stupider than me somehow

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oh boy! a new great song! i hope the artist(s) are still making mus-

FUCK

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bIRDS ARENT REEL!!

facts:

bird?

b-government

i-drone

r-

d-

proof.

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yuri fashion is dressing up like youre a fictional species/person and i dont think my mind can be changed

Celebrated Halloween in a very toxic yuri fashion 💙

Vriska: @froz3nlemonade

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he lost the other beans in the war..

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omg everyone loved yuri so much they made it a real ting

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oh so no spoopy

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if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

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catty cake

Aww so adorable ♡

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"i got that dog in me" i say, as my werewolf girlfriend puts her gock in me

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pronouns?? no, i hate nouns with a burning passion hotter than the sun

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MURRDERRRRRR >:3

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

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current mood: :3

current activity: arson and destruction of government property