🌹 I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleamYet, I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem 🌹Strange-nights-of-stone -> short-n-sweet-espresso✨20, handing out the forbidden axolotl pic if you dm me your discord handle so I can safely send it. In my Folklore era. AI art is theft and whether or not it’s in audio, video, or photo format. I will block. If I see porn on your blog, I’m blocking you. I don’t wanna see that. Send prayer requests. I’m Catholic and pro life. All are welcome here. I just don’t like seeing porn. ✨Music is your only friend until the end, dance on fire as it intends.Too broke to pay for your scams.All politicians are evil and aren’t to be trusted. 🌹But if I know you, I know what you'll doYou'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream🌹
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like
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pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.
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a colony of fairies believes theyre responsible for making the worlds flowers bloom every spring, but in fact theyre only really responsible for the flowers within like a couple hundred square feet of their nest. theyre simply not very well traveled and in fact very small.
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Spotted at Goodwill: guys buying a lifesize plush tiger
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it’s ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet
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Deep sigh.
Guys. Pray for my brother. He's went off and broke his leg except we can't technically know for sure because he has no health insurance and refuses to go to the doctor about it. Disregard the fact that if it heals up wrong and he's not able to go to work after then his wife (who wants to be a SAHM) will have to go back to work instead of him.
He's also very adamently against government health insurance so he will not be utilizing that to pay for getting x-rays and casts. He's already got a bum arm and bum finger, last thing he needs is a bum leg.
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Cashmere Cape, ca. 1912
Reville & Rossiter Ltd.
via Vintage Martini
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I need to find a new flat soo bad, im visiting one tomorrow that would genuinely be life changing bc of how cheap it is, please pray that we’re accepted for this flat if it’s meant to be!!
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
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if you see me posting a lot that means im going through something. could be good or bad. but for sure im going through something
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