Short a couple thousand bucks. Lives like Oscar the Grouch
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you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing
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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.
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i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit
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Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....
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I always forget how tall turkeys are until I run into them again and it’s like oh yeah y’all are BIG
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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