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Older Tang Reference Sheet for the Expedition AU ❤️

Since I’ve been teasing it in other drawings I thought I’d finish up and post his ref for you all lol

This is him 15 years after the events of the Curious MK plot, bringing us to about 41 years old and the start of the main series

For those who have been asking about the “cracks” on his face, they aren’t cracks per se but lightning-like scars he’s gained from occasionally overusing his powers. Just a fun little headcanon I threw in there as well as a few others : 3

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traditional publishing can write as many enemies to lovers stories as they want.

they'll never top the little roman soldier and the cowboy from night at the museum.

all they can do is chase after them.

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That time of year again

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"I wish to write bl about parisian sewer system," victor hugo (1862), probably

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I can’t believe I got stuck in the universe where trump’s assassination got a sequel but yuri on ice didn’t

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

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DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

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Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

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HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY, EVERYONE! (Sept. 23) 💙💜❤️

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squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

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“Freaky Friday” was not in fact a real movie which existed BUT had recently entered production as a film because people kept referencing it any time body swapping came up so the movie industry was just like “well I guess we have to make that movie now” and there was already a niche internet fan-base for it.

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Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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