NO MINORS ● I came from the vast, unknowable dreamland beyond the stars to tell you that you should really be drinking more water ● Emory ● 30 ● She/It/They ● Trans & Poly ● Art, horror, video games, TTRPGs, kink, whatever ● Pfp art by Dwyn - not mine
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stop! youre forcing the thought into the posting hole, it will come out mangled inconceivably if you do that
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redoing that poll bc you guys are not serious people and i need to know the actual stats here
also disclaimer the options in this poll are dumb as hell and kind of hysterical but we can't be doing this i need to know #thetruth
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i think it is basically always worth giving trans women the benefit of the doubt
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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refusing to apply first aid to the wound because "it shouldn't have happened in the first place, so what we really should be doing is making sure no one gets stabbed ever again"
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We were way ahead of science on this one girlies
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the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue
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YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.
Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
Buy this comic as a print!
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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher
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I am never puppy stressed when I suck her puppy breasts
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I do not recall showing interest, or even seeing this at all...
But how could I refuse?
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very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot
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