shortypoems
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shortypoems · 2 years ago
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It's official!!! We will never date :^) the sun has set. My hopeless romantic attempts have finally crushed at last. I'm so heartbroken. I finally find someone i feel is worth my time and energy because he puts that into me and I'm given no lasting commitment or chance of it. He wants nothing. He never will want something. He wants to be single. He doesn't want me. I will not be the thing that changes his mind. I have to become okay with this. I have to figure out how to move on. In my mind I miss him so much. I know i miss the blissful ignorance. He really doesn't want me huh. I wish I wasn't so sober for that conversation. I'm not sure what I'll do next. I still only want him. Idk maybe I did mess things up with Jordan. I shouldn't have thrown that away for some old man THAT COME TO FIND OUT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AND IT ONLY FEELS LIKE THAT BECAUSE MY BAR IS ON THE FLOOR. I hate this. I'm trying not to hate myself through this but I can't help but feel responsible. No hope. No love. I'll never be able to tell him I love him. That's insane to me. I hope I don't become bitter through this. I do love him. He doesn't love me. He doesn't want me. "i want you in my life" that's all I got. That and "$2000 you'll be engaged by the time you're 27" FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT A HUSBAND I WANT YOU. I hate you. I hate that you won't love me because I love you.
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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push of productivity jar spell
a potent jar spell that encourages focus and productivity, you will not be able to rest easy unless you’re productive with this jar spell around
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disclaimer: this is a powerful jar spell that may induce feelings of unrest or uneasiness until its purpose is fulfilled.
put this jar spell in close proximity of your studying space or whenever you want to do work.
what you’ll need
- a jar
- black tea leaves [for energy and motivation]
- rice [to absorb distractions and scattered energy]
- salt & black pepper [to banish distractions]
- rosemary [for improved memory]
- eye drops [for clarity and focus]
- an orange candle
- (optional) Queen of Swords [for focus, put it in front of you while casting]
what next?
light the orange candle.
layer your spell ingredients until it covers the inside of the jar. I started with rice as a base and then topped off the whole thing with a few eye drops, but you can choose how much of each ingredient you want to use. I would recommend larger amounts for rice and rosemary. as you are adding each ingredient, you can say aloud their purpose or simply will it over in your head.
close the jar when you’re done, and seal the jar with the melted wax from the orange candle. as you are doing this, visualize all the energy inside filled with motivation and focus, and if you work with the elements now would be a good time to call on the characteristics of air for its intellect and mental clarity.
leave the jar spell out to charge overnight under a waxing gibbous moon (or micromoon) with the intent of motivation and success. for maximum effect, place a hematite stone on top of the jar while it charges. 
if you feel like the spell is starting to lose its oomph, cleanse it to reset and leave it out to charge again.
to undo the spell
smash the jar and bury its contents. this will nullify the effects and disperse the energy within.
- Raven
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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Don’t have any little jars for spell bottles?
Allow me to present...
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GRAPHITE CONTAINERS!
They’re super cheap and can be found at basically any grocery store. If you’re a student you’ll likely have a ton of these lying around.
You can empty them, clean them out (I used a toothpick with some tissue paper on the end to whipe off some of the graphite smudges) and fill them with your hearts desire!
Not only all that, but also they’re super portable with how compact they are.
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(Ft. an anti-anxiety spell bottle)
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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School Motivation Jar Spell
Here is a recipe for a school motivational jar spell that I did while having a particularly hard time.
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Ingredients:
-sage: for cleansing and protective energy
-rosemary: to accelerate learning in schoolwork
-lavender: to add a calming energy
-cinnamon: to increase success
-nutmeg: to increase success
-bay: to add a powerful protection
-thyme: to be brave facing challenges
-eggshells: protection
-basil: to attract success
-rose: to keep my studies aesthetically pleasing
-frankincense: to honor the patrons I work with (Apollo and Demeter)
-tiger's eye: strength and courage
-sodalite: bring order and calmness
Steps:
1. cast a circle/invoke deities
2. write a sigil on a bay leaf and add to the jar
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Here is the sigil I used. I Excel In School And Do Well Academically.
3. add ingredients to the jar
4. seal the jar with orange wax
5. close the cirlce/thank deities
I wish everyone luck with their studies!
~Blessed Be~
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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Good Grades Spell Jar 📚
Rosemary - Memory
Basil - Good luck
Cloves - Clarity
Cinnamon - Success
Sage - Wisdom
Vanilla - strengthen mental abilities
Sigil for good luck
Sealed with green candle wax for good luck 🕯💚
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms
It’s really common to find witchy mental illness/health related content that is catered towards specific illnesses (usually anxiety and depression). This is more catered to specific symptoms.
Witchcraft is to be used as a supplement to proper medical care, medication and therapy - not as a sole alternative!
Anger:
Amethyst anger release spell
Easy anger release spell
A quick way to cool anger
Anger dispersion magic tea
Anger reducing bath
Bath spell to release anger
“I channel my anger in a healthy, safe and productive manner” sigil
“My anger is under control” sigil
This masterpost
Anxiety:
Anti-anxiety shower spell
Soothing bath spell
Rainy day anxiety spell
I will be okay spell
Anti-anxiety spell jar
Anti-anxiety spell charm
Anti-anxiety tea
Brain Fog + Memory:
ADHD concentration spell bottle
Brainfog lifting
“Brainfog begone” sigil
Rosemary memory spell
Finding things/ memory spell
Memory and concentration spell
Memory and awareness spell bottle 
Depression:
Post depressive episode bath spell
“Last hope” spell for depression
Anti-depression tea
Gems for depression
Dissociation: 
Spell for dissociation 
Witch’s dissociation bracelet 
“I am protected from dissociating” sigil
“No dissociation” sigil
“I am grounded and in control of my emotions + reactions” sigil
Flashbacks/trauma
Spell to release emotional blockage
Piece by piece trauma healing spell
Healing from childhood trauma spell bottle
Spell bottle for reassurance 
“My trauma does not hold me back” sigil
Insomnia + nightmares:
Restful sleep and sweet dreams sachet
Sleep crystal spell
Stuffed animal sleep spell
Sleepy witch tip
Nightmare repellent
Nightmare prevention - crystals and herbs
Dream witch nightmare tips
Intrusive thoughts:
Spell to help against intrusive thoughts preventing sleep
OCD assistance bath
Spell to banish intrusive thoughts
Spell to control intrusive thoughts
Banish intrusive thoughts incantation
Intrusive thought banishing spell
“I am in control of my OCD” sigil 
Panic attacks:
Panic attack relief pouch
Anti-panic attack spell earrings
Rose quartz calming spell
“Ease my panic attacks” sigil
“I have less panic attacks” sigil
Paranoia:
Crystals for paranoia
“My paranoia does not control me” sigil
“I don’t let paranoid thoughts overcome me” sigil
“My paranoia does not affect me” sigil
Picking (hair, skin, etc.):
Ease skin picking spell
“I resist the urge to pick my skin” sigil
“I keep from picking” sigil
“My trichotillomania is under control” sigil
“I don’t pull out my hair or eyelashes” sigil
“I am in control and resist the desire to pick my hair” sigil
Mood Swings/Emotional Balance: 
Crystals for BPD
“I regulate my emotions well”
“I am happy and do not have mood swings” sigil
If anyone has content on a category I wasn’t able to include, or for a category that is lacking, feel free to send it my way and I’ll get a part two started for this post! Click [here] for the chronically ill symptoms masterpost. 
Links updated May of 2020. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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workplace witchcraft - memory and awareness
lately, I’ve been feeling like I’m losing my mind at work, like forgetting tasks that my manager asked me to do, etc, and it’s been pretty overwhelming and draining on my self confidence (it’s even followed me into anxiety dreams where all I do is forget simple things at work!)
I decided to make a little spell jar to give my memory and awareness an extra boost!
rosemary - for mental clarity and performance
dandelion seeds - for effortlessness and lightness of heart
ginger powder - for healing and alertness
red pepper flakes - for intensity and energy
bit of chili powder - for an extra kick in my ass!
sealed with red wax, for strength, power, and confidence :)
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shortypoems · 3 years ago
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ADHD CONCENTRATION SPELL BOTTLE
Basil Sage Hamilyan Salt Chamomile Valerian Sea Salt (optional) glitter (l added it because I wrote the spell for a child) Small Bottle
Grind up all the ingredients except the Salt and Glitter. Add them to the tiny jar stirring them in. Which my small bottles I had to break a plastic fork for this. When you’re done adding these ingredients add in the salt and glitter. This will give your contents a pretty sparkle. After corking the bottle hold the bottle over your favorite calming incense. Concentrate on what you need to focus on and where you need protection on. Then hold the candle above a flame for a few seconds to charge it. “May I focus on the important things, and block out the frivolous. May I be protected from distractions, and those who wish to distract. May I be protected from those who wish to cause discord, or wish me ill will. As I will it, so will it be!”
Place at a spot you frequently work at. Whether it be your backpack, desk, or tool bag.
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shortypoems · 4 years ago
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The adventures of Crow-ley and Aziradove! (went to a museum of zoology yesterday and all the taxidermy birbs gave me silly ideas lmao) 
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shortypoems · 6 years ago
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Bob Ross must’ve been amazing at spreading cream cheese
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shortypoems · 6 years ago
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“Ted! Ted! There’s too many gifts!”
Ted the Animator: “…I’m sorry?”
Carl the Animator: “I asked for gifts, but then all the nice SDM people started adding me, and– and–”
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Carl the Animator: “–and THERE’S A DELUGE OF GIFTS and it only allows 20 opened per day and I feel bad and WHAT DO I DO?!”
Ted the Animator: “…”
Carl the Animator: “…Ted?”
Ted the Animator: “…sorry, just got distracted by… on your phone, does that say… ‘Flameyduck’?”
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Carl the Animator: “Huh? Uh, yeah. I try to give Pokémon more-accurate names.”
Ted the Animator: “…so, if Magmar is Flameyduck, what’s Golduck?”
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Carl the Animator: “Moistduck, duuuuuh.”
Ted the Animator: “’K… Mankey?”
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Carl the Animator: “AngryTribble. Because that’s what it is.”
Ted the Animator: “Uhhhhh… Vaporeon?”
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Carl the Animator: “It has the fancy neck ruffle, so it’s Shakespeare.”
Ted the Animator: “Kadabra?”
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Carl the Animator: “Icecream Plz… just look at that spoon and hungry expression.”
Ted the Animator: “Exeggcute?”
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Carl the Animator: “PineappleMan. First guy I named in 2016.”
Ted the Animator: “Snubbull?”
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Carl the Animator: “Poochie.”
Ted the Animator: “Houndour?”
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Carl the Animator: “MorePoochie.”
Ted the Animator: “Poochyena?”
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Carl the Animator: “VeryPoochie.”
Ted the Animator: “Zigzagoon?”
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Carl the Animator: “…KindaPoochie.”
Ted the Animator: “Hm. Tangela?”
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Carl the Animator: “Blue Spaghet, ‘cause spaghetti is too long, dang it.”
Ted the Animator: “Ledyba?”
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Carl the Animator: “JustALadybug. Because it freakin’ is. I mean, c’mon.”
Ted the Animator: “Uhhhhh… Slowbro?”
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Carl the Animator: “Dave.”
Ted the Animator: “…Dave?”
Carl the Animator: “Yes, Dave.”
Ted the Animator: “…”
Carl the Animator: “…”
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Ted the Animator: “…yeah, he looks like a Dave.”
Carl the Animator: “Told’ja. Can I make the audience spam gifts at you now?”
Ted the Animator: “Whoawhoawhoa, don’t tell them you convinced me to star–”
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Carl the Animator: “Too late! Go send Ted gifts, people!”
Ted the Animator: “…you’re a dingus, Carl.”
Carl the Animator: “Yeah, but you know you love me.”
(IRL, this account is my little brother who just started playing, so feel free to surprise him if you wish, heheh)
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shortypoems · 6 years ago
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Date someone who will date you
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shortypoems · 7 years ago
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Ken Price
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shortypoems · 7 years ago
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In any FBI/CIA/Police series or a series like it, the main characters are always picking up cases from other branches like it’s not a problem but the second THEY hear “we’ll take it from here,” they take it personally. (source)
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shortypoems · 7 years ago
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Hot take: mental health is just as important as physical health and should be treated with the same seriousness.
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shortypoems · 7 years ago
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Faces behind the comics
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shortypoems · 7 years ago
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