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happy birthday, george harrison • february 25, 1943

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rotten tomatoes means nothing, imdb rating means nothing, sometimes even letterboxd reviews mean nothing. the most effective way to show your love for a movie is to mass reblog gifsets of one

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kill tiktok and replace it with a second joan baez

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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

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(sitting in director's chair) MAKEUP! lets get some top surgery scars on that shivering little man

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I Think I Hauve Covid by nine inch nails

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if you saw the shit i smoke out of you would throw up

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I want to make a divisive poll where you can only vote yes or no

*you decide what you believe counts as a meaning or statement

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weeping over this inscription i found in my secondhand copy of Maurice:

"Harry, I'm glad I met you in 1973. Nathaniel"

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My mommy hired a real life eunuch for my birthday party!

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damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

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before getting a cat: all cats are basically the same they’re just different colors

after getting a cat: has anyone else in this house noticed that dante has a growth mindset

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I don’t know if I ever told this story on here but apparently when my mom was back in college one of her final exams was scheduled for the evening of the mash finale and a bunch of students complained and threw a fit until finally the professor was like “show of hands: how many of you are planning on skipping my exam to go watch mash?” And like a good 80% raised their hands and the prof was like “…and what if that meant you failed the entire course?” And apparently only a few students put their hands down so the guy had to reschedule the exam. Moral of the story: there’s power in numbers and also mash was and forever will be more important than statistical analysis

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Bob Dylan and Joan Baez

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When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner, written by Nora Ephron

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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse