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oKay i’m good i promise
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My favorite lines from Spiderman Homecoming
I’m sure somebody has already made a collection but I just wanted to make my own faves list. Feel free to add!
“So… why do they call you Happy?” *window slowly rolls up in silence*
“Okay Spider-Man- Do a flip!” *peter does a flip* “Yeahhhh!!”
“And can you smoosh it down real flat? Thanks.”
“Alright Happy.. have fun trackin’ this laMP" 
 "Yeah Spiderman!” *iron man fixes everything* Same guy: *claps hands* “YeAh Iron man!”
“I’m not a girl.. i’m a boy! I MEAN I’M A MAN!”
“yoink!”
“I think he larbs you..” *waiter gives the look™ to Aunt May*
“That’ll dissolve in about two hours.” “Two hou- maN, I got Ice cream in here!” “You deserve that! You’re a criminal! Bye Mr. Criminal!”
“What are you doing..?” “Nothing.. you?” “Chess.”
Peter specifying his last name when calling Happy- “It’s peter… parker.”
“Why is their secret lair in a gas station that’s so lame…”
“We have thin walls.”
“The hat’s not working!”
Captain America gym video: “..with my friend, your gym teacher.” *gestures to wrong side of television screen* *gym teacher waves*
“I’m pretty sure he’s a war criminal now but…”
“This time on peter screws the pooch”
“HEY BUDDY IS THIS YOUR BIKE”
There’s so many more but these were the ones I could think of off the top of my head… now I want to see the movie again lmao.
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that feeling when you’re putting your makeup on and see yourself transform from 1 to a solid 1.5 
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LANY by LANY, TRACK by TRACK
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[about to go into battle]
Peter: I'm not all sunshine and rainbows, Mr. Stark! I have a dark side!
Tony: Alright, Kid, let me see your dark side face.
Peter: *makes a face*
The Avengers: Awww!
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Anyone: roasts Tom in some way
Tom: okay but I'm Spider-Man
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NOBODY SHIPS PEPPERONY HARDER THAN HAPPY HOGAN
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Peter: I can do this, Mr. Stark!
Me: Yeah, Peter, you tell him!
Peter: I'm fifteen.
Also Me: *gasps* He's just a babe! Tony, get over there and protect him!
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What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Peter Parker is a 15 year old boy who should be worrying about homework and homecoming but worries about keeping people safe and protecting his Aunt. HE IS JUST A CHILD WHO DESERVES SO MUCH AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS. DID YOU SEE THAT RUBBLE SCENE? DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH THAT BROKE ME? DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH THAT BROKE PETER? I'M DONE™ AND AM GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW.
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Tony: *on the phone* Peter, listen, the WORST thing you could do is take matters into your own hands.
Peter: Got it. I totally understand, Mr. Stark! *hangs up* Ned, we're going to have to take matters into our own hands.
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do dogs know that they’re cute?
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