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the flesh is willing. the flesh is also eepy.

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

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DON'T JOIN THE MILITARY.

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable

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unrestrained summer fun

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Listen, I respect y'all with your "Wealwell secret villain" theories but let's be clear, Brennan had NO idea Wealwell was gonna be anything more than a namedrop. Rick & co. didn't have a mini ready for him in episode 2 because there was no way to predict he would be present. If Wealwell betrays the party (which I do think is a very plausible thing to happen) it will be, like everything else he's done, because it was the funniest thing for him to do in that moment, not because he's secretly been a mastermind this whole time. I do not think analysis of his actions will yield any clues as to what he's going to do next, let alone what his end goals actually are (beyond finding Goldbeard's gold).

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How scary would it be if you were alone in your house and you just heard Rupaul laugh

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I made a balanced lunch of all the things you guys keep wanting to eat on my blog

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past