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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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"what did paris ever do that's so great" killed achilles. next question

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even at absolute most, the number of women paris kidnapped is still less than your greek fave. but anyway

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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

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epic fans who are gonna listen to jorge’s iliad musical in the future: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT FLOOD THE ILIAD TAG WITH THE MUSICAL STUFF

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Three shots deep in the bar going okay but it literally doesn’t matter which goddess he chose because the war was always going to happen. He was in no way in control of what happened he’s the barrel of the gun. If he chose Athena or Hera the end would’ve still happened. The world had lived too long and needed to burn down. Paris is an agent of destruction he’s not even aware of. Isn’t it better to have ended the world for love, as broken and fragmented as it is, than power or greed? He held the world’s destruction in the palm of his hand and thought of his wife.

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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird

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tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

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specifications of the biohazard and ionizing radiation warning symbols from the 1974 federal register

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"Penelope deserves to get that man pregnant" well personally I think she deserves a nap and 20 orgasms and Antinous' head served up on a platter.

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they said that they'll pay for my college if i go to america and kill americans. im forced to accept their offer because college is literally so expensive:( btw im not like the others who take up this offer because im doing this to pay for my college while the others are doing this because they hate americans. ill fight you if you criticise me 🤬 im just a girl ☹️

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whatever else marvel does from here on out. at least I will always have cap 2

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americans making this shit about them “WHAT ABOUT ME OMG WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO US” nothing. you know who’s gonna suffer? iranians. iran’s ppl will suffer from this, not us. u guys aren’t the ones that are fucked. iranians are. not us. not everything is about us.

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i remember you from when we were bugs

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.