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if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved
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rolling up to x æ a-12's baby shower with a copy of Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal as an advance gift for the child
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where are my museum gift shop memes
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hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time
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I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..
Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers
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the apocalypses this year
January:
February:
march:
April:
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sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.
overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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dope af
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pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these
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person: will you be my girlfriend?
me:
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