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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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domestic politics in the us is funny sometimes, why are you arguing about politicians bench pressing?

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i beat off without dying once lets goooooooooo

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

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I’m starting a rumor

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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this just in: tumblr in shambles as toby “guy who worked on homestuck” fox works on homestuck

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I went to a conference today and I had one of the fakest sounding experiences of my life. I want to share it but I feel I have to make a shitty comic in ms paint or something because I'm not sure how to recount it in text post format

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Racist character of the day:

Angel Dust from “Hazbin Hotel”

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jaal liam bromance was so amusing

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Chris Smalls is finally released.

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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

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i lied. put your clothes back on. we are going to talk about the 2024 film lisa frankenstein directed by zelda williams and written by diablo cody

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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There you have it. It was all just a big lie just to starve the Palestinians.

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Israel stopping the Handala just like it stopped the Madleen to try help starving child like how fucking evil do you have to be

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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context