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eat d i c k

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*(ultimate uno reverse card)*

oop looks like god delivered early this year-

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AW SWEETIE HHCBRHUR

My teacher: why on earth is this assignment late

Me the night before:

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I’ve never been so devoted to someone in my L I F E I love her sm- she is the purest angel alive aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anymore questions, class?

i love my gf

i love my gf

i love my gf

i love my gf

i lov my gf

i love my gf

i love my gf

i love my gf

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*(SAD YET HAPPY ROMANCE SOBBING)*

Me, thinking about my girlfriend because she’s lovely and amazing but realising she’s not there with me and therefore is not there to hold my hand:

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Help, im in this post and i dont like it Love it

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❤💕❤💕❤💕❤💕❤💕❤💓💕💓💕💓💕💓💕

My girlfriend: *exists*

Me:

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Friend : I need a hug :(

Me , on my way to give my love :

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@mehjamu UWU

for you

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YA’LL IM GONNA SOB- I LOVE MAH GF SO MUCH IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE A GAURDIAN ANGEL INCARNATE IN MAH LIFE TGRFYHDNUJ ❤💕💝💓💞💘💗💖💋❣😘😘😘💋❣❤💕💋💋❤💕💟

Oh look at the time it's cry over how amazing your gf is hours

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PFT- saaaaaame

Why the absolute fuck are group chats be a mobile-only thing? Come on Tumblr, Discord’s dead and I wanna be able to talk to all my frems here……

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RFBGYNHDJ

Just went shopping (:

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(Sits on your lap instead) (small chad energy-)

“W-what if I moved my Minecraft bed next to yours? Haha! JKJK!… u n l e s s”

— Me @mehjamu

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Incorrect HS quotes

Hitoshi [Learning English]: What are, "Friends with benefits"?

Mark: Very....'special' types of friends.

Hitoshi: Oh! Like us?

Mark: (C H O K E S)

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W-what if I moved my Minecraft bed next to yours? Haha! JKJK!... u n l e s s

Me @mehjamu