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can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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blue and magenta!

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no but seriously imagine it You're at the MCR concert and then Dan and Phil walk out with bags over their heads and get publicly executed via firing squad

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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i (22) told my sister (13) "its crazy that ive known you since you were born. i literally met you when you were one day old" and she just said "problematic age gap." Not only is she a real sentient person now but she's also got jokes

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food