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Useless Metaphors
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Ashley. 24. Indiana. Here is where I put the things that make me laugh and the thoughts that meander through my brain. Enjoy.
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i think stores should have jeans for men called “girlfriend jeans”. they are very tight and skinny.
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showtimelikecable · 9 years ago
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team fuck the summer.
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showtimelikecable · 9 years ago
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“Chris Hemsworth’s character in Ghostbusters was so useless! He was stupid and he was just there as eye-candy for the female audience! And he was the only male lead character!”
Dear haters:
Does it bother you when the only lead character in a show who’s the same gender as you is brainless useless eye-candy
Does it
Does it really
That must be so terrible for you 
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showtimelikecable · 9 years ago
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showtimelikecable · 9 years ago
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I don't know how this Tumblr thing works anymore
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showtimelikecable · 10 years ago
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a tornado flew around my room before you came
excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn’t rain in..
southern california much like arizona 
my eyes don’t shed tears but boy they pour when i’m thinking bout ya..
ooh no no no
i been thinking bout ya 
you know know know
i been thinking bout ya 
do ya think about me still 
do ya, do ya?..
or do you not think so far ahead 
cause i been thinking bout forever 
or do you not think so far ahead 
cuz i been thinking bout forever ..
no i don’t like you i just thought you were cool enough to kick it
got a beach house i could sell u in idaho 
since you think i don’t love you i just thought you were cute 
that’s why i kissed you.. got a fighter jet i don’t get to fly it though 
i’m lying.. down thinking bout ya..
ooh no no no
i been thinking bout ya 
you know know know
i been thinking bout ya
do you think about me still? 
do ya, do ya?
i remember how could i forget
how u feel 
you know you were my first time 
a new feel 
it won’t ever get old not in my soul 
not in my spirit keep it alive
we’ll go down this road til it turns from color
to black and white.
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showtimelikecable · 10 years ago
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drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here
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