shpa-doink-le
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Mike. Denver. Phallically inclined water toxicologist...Amalgamation of science, dick, animals and random things that make me chuckle
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The D-flowering. #imsomature #gradlife
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Practicing for my Eppendorf catalogue photo shoot #springscience #p1000
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Taking after my favorite creep @branneky07, studying in the grad office in the dark. Keeping an eye out for monsters.
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There are so many ways to not study, and I'm exploring all of them today.
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That Rogaine finally kicked in #baldlife
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I get wildly inappropriate when I'm left alone in lab #science
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Couldn't be happier with my new glasses from @framerieyewear. Can't wait to order some more frames to swap the lenses out with (unless you happen to want to send me some free ones for this glowing review) #frameri #instafree
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Ya know, just being straight gangster #thuglife
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He knows me well, embrace the inner cat lady. #instacat #bestpresentever
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Making our way back to St. Louis. Made some great memories and even better friends while I was here. Bye for now Dallas 😄.
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Reuinited and it feels so good #instacat #dadshome #meowitout
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What better way to show the biosafety committee fusarium is safe, than to flash it back to their time in the 50s. #freefusarium #safescience #shouldhavegoggleson #lablife
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Finally someone who understands the rules of cuddling. If I flip, you flip. #spooningrules #instacat
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...When someone snapchats "Pale AF" meanwhile, white text can't be seen against your skin. #gingerpride #bitchyoudontevenknowpale
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