My campers have given my umbrella its own name. They call it “The Mother of a Thousand Eyes”, which is alarmingly Lovecraftian. They insist that I’m a vampire who steals eyeballs to give to The Mother of a Thousand Eyes, and that she is always watching.
10 years ago I heard this confusing as fuck news piece about the the state of diplomacy with Iran and Syria and Orange Juice, and now I can share that confusion with you all.