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he’s allergic to doing things without them being over the top. perfect.

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

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go back to the source material with mama

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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the beautiful thing about the science of the alcohol + THC combination is that it creates mustard gas in your living room. no matter where you are while drinking and smoking, mustard gas will appear in your living room.

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“The Garden Room” by Nitin Barchha & Disney Davis: A Curved Oasis in Mumbai 🌿

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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the hottest women you know are living in extremely concerning conditions

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In wigan they made it taste more like gravy because surveys suggested people prefered the taste of gravy, but ultimately they alienated the customer base who preferred it over gravy, meanwhile the people who preferred gravy didn't switch.