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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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It seems you really miss pangea

i do. think of the trains we could have. you could go on a road trip to everywhere. they (plate tectonics) took so much from us.

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It seems you really miss pangea

i do. think of the trains we could have. you could go on a road trip to everywhere. they (plate tectonics) took so much from us.

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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

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brb going on a walk to clear my head

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i said what i said

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pls this is so funny

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE

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mcqueen

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Honestly the whiplash of seeing the beginning of “do you love the color of the sky” and absolutely flinging yourself further down the dashboard at light speed to scroll past it, only to discover that it’s the shortened version and you now have to gingerly scroll back up to the posts you missed? Arguably a funnier prank than the original