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Here, have a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. Go conquer Europe or something

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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quickly, jax! we gotta get into the فاصوليا بيضاء طويلة mobile!! the cops are on our ass!!

Oh no, Jax! The rabbit police is after you! Quick, get in the getaway car!

THAT'S the car? No way! I'd rather be arrested than be seen in that thing!

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hiatus time!!

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based off this song.

textless version under cut.

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i gotchu bbq

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Old men flirting on the battlefield

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the duality of kinger

(original art by @soggysobert )

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Vibes for Softly Tortured Characters

For the ones who make you want to wrap them in a blanket and also scream “JUST TALK TO SOMEONE.”

Always looks like they didn’t sleep (because they didn’t)

Talks like they’re about to say something else, but never does

Constantly touches their sleeves/jewelry/lip, like if they’re not holding something, they’ll fall apart

Laughs too easily, but it never quite reaches their eyes

Over-apologizes for things no one noticed

Craves affection but flinches when they get it

Body language = trying to take up as little space as possible

Flashes of unexpected rage, like pressure finally cracking glass

Always says “I’m fine” in a tone that screams “Please ask again”

Cries alone, then wipes their face like it’s a secret

Feels safest in chaos because stillness feels like waiting for pain

Thinks being loved means being a burden

Cannot remember the last time they were truly, fully relaxed

Keeps people at arm’s length, but is the first to drop everything if someone else needs help

Treats their own joy like it's a luxury they didn’t earn

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its ok father you can breathe

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my name is caine i am your bitch

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I don’t know if I ever posted the semi-finished version of this! I hated making Jaxs mouth move. please bask in it

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The genre of Jax art that makes him go thru severe menstrual cramps will never not be funny

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bang pew pow boom

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i. uh. yeah

i can’t believe you would send me, an avid AI hater, a link from characterAI… the disrespect… wow