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You're right and you should say it.

One harmless pet peeve of mine is when someone claims a bird eating another bird is cannibalism. Ooooh you ate a cow that's cannibalism!!! You ate pork, you cannibal! Get REAL. You truly have to know NOTHING about animals to think that birds eating birds is cannibalism

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Hot girl winter, once again.

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I think Divine Beast Dancing Lion might be my favorite boss fight on a conceptual level. Like, two dudes in a horse costume are just beating you to a pulp.

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If I get a third partner and you also ask them out, I'm never gonna let you live that down, dude.

Making fun of @the-great-lizard-wizard, not because he's done anything wrong, but because, apparently, the only way he knows how to meet women is through his big sister.

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Making fun of @the-great-lizard-wizard, not because he's done anything wrong, but because, apparently, the only way he knows how to meet women is through his big sister.

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Being normal on the butterfly site.

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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so i’ve always had dogs, so i got so used to hearing barking when a doorbell rings. i am very rarely in a place with a doorbell that’s used and also no dogs.

anyway my new job has a doorbell that’s used and no dogs. so my brain fills in the dog barking itself

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Her: you better not be seventeen American soldier amalgamated together into a single nuclear being.

Me: Don't worry, I won't.

Three drinks later:

me: hey babe i’m going out for drinks with friends

him: you better not be a 20ft statue containing the souls and flesh of a father and daughter when you come back

me: don’t worry lol i won’t

my dumbass after three drinks:

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reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

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I'm surprised I've not seen anyone talking about the fact that Elon Musk is threatening to buy My Little Pony

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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

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a trans woman expressing love freely and openly to everyone in her life. a beautiful thing

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .