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Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter
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i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]
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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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I did not think he could get more unhinged and yet
#a wonderful way to bring it back into context of everyday!#imagine!#like imagine someone saying those things to you in your everyday life
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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont
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About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there
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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
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