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Also, everyone who said Lando couldn't win, go fuck yourself with a cactus

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Yall should have been in my room hearing me scream "Oscar stay back, stay back, back, Oscar, Oscar I said stay back" for the last like 10 laps

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Yall saying landoscar will die at the end of the year as if they're not giggling and making jokes about what everyone thought was going to be their divorce

"apart from the first corner is there any other place where you can overtake?"

oscar: "uhm.. the pitlane"

and both of them holding their laughter 😭

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"Landoscar will never be the same in 2026" if you're here to underestimate the power of yaoi get the fuck out.

Landoscar got through everything and they were just fine 5 minutes later, after the wdc is over they'll probably fuck about it and announce the relationship publically.

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Now... Am I on pace for kinktober/flufftober and/or my long fic? Absolutely not. Am I going to do this? Absolutely, give me a week.

My dear writer Landoscar !

A flash of genius came to me just before going to sleep for a fanfiction , like : stripper!lando & F1-driver!oscar

Oscar would be in love with him but wouldn't admit it but it would piss him off to see Lando rubbing shoulders with guys

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I just witnessed Oscar give Lando backshots on live tv what the fuck

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I open instagram and this is the first thing I see

Legit who the fuck plagued my boy😭

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I just wanted to post about how much I love Landos mom and comentators just said "I'd want to see a podcast with Lando and Oscars moms" and you know what? Amazing idea, where do I watch?

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"I think bench mark would be 1:40.4?"

"If you get 1:40.4 and you're not Piasti, you only do one lap, if you get 1:40.4 and you're Piastri you go again."

-Cătălin & Antal, romanian comentators

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Landoscar are so kitties coded, they're gonna make my pull out my sketchbook and draw

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Why... did I just realise this....?

Are you telling me I wrote baby Phantom fics for nothing..?

I want Phantom/Aeon suddenly realizing with the arrival of the latest Ghoul he's not "the newbie"/the group baby anymore (especially with all the responsibilities he picked up last tour after Dew's injury and Swiss' abrupt return to the abbey) and realizing he's like... A member of a pack. With status and responsibility and authority and seniority.

And having a huge panic attack about it.

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So uh... this might be a weird question, and idek if you'll answer anything about the prompt list but uh... I could swear the 2024 kinktober had a lactation prompt, but I don't remember reading that from you, so I thought maybe it was one of the ones you didn't do, but I checked the list and it's not there? Like I could swear it was?? But also, if you don't mind answering, will it be on the list for 2025?

I checked both lists and honestly... I could swear it was one of the prompts I didn't do, especially since on the 2025 list it's day 3 and I said I'd prioritise what I missed out on last year, and I honestly have no idea how I skipped it last year. I only changed one prompt after I put the list up last year, from watersports to I think mirror sex, so it's not like it was on and then I took it off.

But, uh, hey, lil confession... I sent this request to my mootie @lyslsstuff last year, so if you want a lactation kink fic, just know I asked for this...

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So, my kinktober&flufftober list is done(yes, just the list), and here's what I have to say about it

I won't be uploading the list until september 30th unless I finish 8:14 by then, which I doubt, but it's possible, since it should end up with 13 chapters according to my plan, but changes can happen, so give or take

For kinktober 2024, I missed the fullowing prompts: sadomasochism, free use, overstimulation, dry humping, and aftercare (colorcoded as on the list, carlando, carcar, landoscar and carlandoscar), I said I'd try to include and give priority to these, but I ended up dumping sadomasochism because it just doesn't really feel like my thing anymore and free use because I had a hard time thinking of a scenario for it that wouldn't be straight up public/semi-public sex, I get that's kind of the point of it, but also not quite my cup of tea. the aftercare will be taken care of, I'll get back to that in a moment. overstimulation and dry humping have been added to the list.

Some kink prompts will be repeaded, with the same or different ships as 2024

Odd numbered days will be kinktober, and even numbered will be flufftober; day 31, as an anon sugested, will be smut with long aftercare to fit into both prompts

There is a lot of carlandoscar, so roll the ship count:

★carlandoscar: 14

★landoscar: 8

★carcar: 5

★carlando: 4

↑ lo and behold my handwriting on a sticky note

We have one trans Oscar fic, plus an omegaverse one, so 2 oscussies for my mootie @lyslsstuff

And I think this is all, honestly. Still, just looking at the list, I know I'll have fun with this, especially the fluffy prompts, but let's hope I don't end up like last year....

(for those who don't know, last year I started writing in august, I was on day 4 by the start of october and on day 7 I ended up writing fics and posting them right after, then I mashed up days 22 and 23 and I started taking more, so I finished kinktober like this spring, with 5 prompts left that I gave up on)

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are you ok? /gen q

I'm ok anon, thanks for asking, everyone has their shit and even tho I'm fine now I can still remember and not feel great about it, but I'd rather not post this kind of stuff🫶

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Sometimes I go on tiktok and search "lando norris ___" to look for a specific clip or picture of him and I get this tiktok

this is about the 5th time I've seen it, and it never failed to make me cry, once for him and twice for me, because me too, without the f1 part

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McLaren posting happy family pics not even an hour after Horner is fired news is so diabolical but also great, we see you admin

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He wanted to show us where Lando came after the race