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Handwriting Asks

Send me a number and I’ll handwrite the answer for you!

1. write your URL

2. write the URL of the person who sent the ask

3. write your blog title

4. write the blog title of the person who sent the ask

5. your name

6. your birthday

7. where you live right now

8. where you were born

9. today’s date

10. current time

11. relationship status

12. the first 5 words that come to your mind

13. your number of followers

14. the number of blogs you’re following

15. the URLs of your tumblr crushes

16. draw your tumblr activity graph :)

17. describe the latest post on your dashboard

18. favorite band(s), musician(s)

19. favorite song(s)

20. favorite lyric(s)

21. favorite album(s)

22. favorite color(s)

23. celebrity crushes

24. favorite food

25. favorite beverage

26. favorite TV show(s)

27. favorite movie(s)

28. favorite actors or actresses

29. describe what you’re wearing right now

30. write something for the person who sent the ask

31. ships?

32. favorite season(s)

33. favorite ice cream flavor(s)

34. a place you wanna go on holiday

35. favorite number

36. favorite meme(s)

37. favorite animal(s)

38. favorite quote(s)

39. a random fact about yourself

40. write your name with your non-dominant hand

41. handwrite a message to your followers

42. something of your choice (specify in ask)

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send me 🏳️‍🌈 with a character name in one of the fandoms i'm in (tagged) and i'll give you headcanons on their sexuality n gender ❤️

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💝💖 Try to fluster me in the asks, and I'll rate your attempt from 1-10!! 💖💝

(op of the original post was a pr*shipper so here's a safe version to reblog)

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how many hospital bills are going to get sent to me before i lay in the grass and just die

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butterfly!

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone of any nationality and ethnicity.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone with a disability or disorder.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone who has experienced or is experiencing trauma.

Reblog if your page is a safe space.

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Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

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humans literally evolved to have a heightened sense of taste in childhood because smaller bodies are more sensitive to poison and adults are just like “nah kids are Picky Eaters™ specifically to annoy me”

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if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

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guys. GUYS.

i just remembered that Gabriel was the one who told Mary that she'll give birth to Jesus.

now, until now I haven't made the conclusion, but. imagine:

"u that Mary? I'm supposed to tell u that u'll get a child from God. ur supposed to name it Jesus. no, I don't know how u should tell that to ur husband. I'm just here on my father's orders, like it or not. merry Christmas. no wait-"

then later Gabriel visits Joseph (because Joseph has doubts cause his wife got pregnant and it's not his):

"yeah yeah, that's not ur kid, but he's gonna be important or something, he's the chosen one (is star wars invented yet?) he's god's son, yes, ur supposed to believe that, trust me it wasn't my idea"

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Be the Gabriel content you want to see in the world. 

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My muse is assumed the last of their kind, your muse has agreed to help them on their journey to find the others. “The Last (Insert mythical creature here)” For my muse to be said creature.

Add reverse for your muse to be the last of their kind! 

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Send 🦃 to have Thanksgiving Dinner with my muse!

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Don't put me on this pal, some corporate overlord had their hands on that mess.

Why does Dean's final death feel like something from Mystery Spot??

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I’M CRYING. 11 YEARS. IT’S CANON.

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