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LET ME DIE (10/4/24)

I walk into a chain burger restaurant and start talking some shit. I hate the owner for some reason and want to kill them. The employees think this is a bad idea, I tell them to go hide while I have my showdown and the boss shows up. The sky turns black and all sounds outside the restaurant ceases. I walk through the private employee section and to the bosses office, he's wrapped head to-toe in bandages. I stab him a few times to no effect, he gloats about how unkillable he is but then i pull out a picture of him saying "this is how i beat you".

Hes confused, but gets the idea that I know how to kill him, but I justt can't right now. Basically calling him a pussy for cheating and to turn off his immortality for a fair fight.

I leave the restaurant, the perspective shifts from me to the bandaged guy. He's just a body double for the real boss, but he's still immortal. He takes the picture I showed him to the real boss, it isn't actually a picture, he was hallucinating the whole time. Its actually a slip of paper that said "become more human", the boss ponders it for a bit and decides he should figure out what I even meant by that, the bandage guy agrees on the condition that the boss lets him die.

I drew bandaged guy, he's just a guy, with bandages, and a suit on top of those bandages.

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Disney Land Free-Roam (9/8/24)

had a dream about going to Disney land and going through a ride. It wasn't like a cart with a track, it was a collection of rooms that guest were free to walk through. The objective was to go from room-to-room while avoiding red hulk from the new MCU movie. Also red-hulk makes electricity go funky for some reason when he's nearby. So me and a dozen other guest are hiding in a room whispering to each other and suddenly the lights start flickering and we hear red hulk yelling from 2 floors bellow us so we start running. And later in the dream red hulk is replaced with Megatron and he just turns into a car and rams in and out of the building.

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Squatters Rights (8/28/24)

Im at some duds house, he's one of those kids who's really good at super smash bros and wears a legend of Zelda T-shirt with cargo shorts. We hear someone calling his name from somewhere inside the house, we explore the house and discover a flooded basement. We hear his name again and decide to GTFO. Cops are called and turns out the house was on the verge of collapse because of the flooded basement and homeless tweaker living inside. Cops are just as scared as we are and we are all chased out of the house and down the street by a cracked out homeless man.

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Movie School Monster Mash (7/22/24)

Im in the desert, in the outskirts of some city, at a abandoned school, shooting a movie. Im there all day, night falls and monsters emerge from the darkness like in Minecraft. A giant skeleton the size of a city comes stomping towards us, but he actually gets smaller the closer he gets, by the time he reaches us he's just a normal skeleton, but he keeps shrinking and then just disappears.

Pandemonium breaks out as the crew are attack by ghouls, ghost, and goblins, so I go inside the school for shelter. Theres a whole classroom filled with people hiding, so we barricade the doors and watch a VHS tape about safety

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Burrito Conciseness Transfer (6/11/24)

Magic and technology both co-exist peacefully, I do some magic on some poor girl by accident and her conciseness is transferred into a half-eaten burrito. She's alive, but unable to move, talk, or do anything but think, she's stuck like this for weeks to months before i do anything about it.

Eventually I figure out how to transfer her mind back into her body and do so, however, in her time in the burrito, the burrito itself developed its own conciseness. I didn't specify which conciseness i wanted to transfer into the body, so the burrito followed her into her body and took control. Now both the burrito and the girl are in the body, but only the burrito has control. The girl is still unable to do anything but think, but now she has burrito to keep her company.

Even longer later, I gather a bunch of people into a storage unit to preform a exorcism on the burrito-soul in the girls body. If we can repress the burrito for a while then we can switch the personalities and put the girl back into the drivers seat.

The exorcism is successful, the girl is traumatized after spending half a year in the void of her own mind but it is what it is.

After some time passes, the burrito considers themselves to be the original personality and the girl is the evil fucked up alter ego.

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Alien Invasion Video game (6/3/24)

The year is (whenever video games were played on CRT TV's) and a obscure video game company makes a co-op FPS. The lore of the video game in the dream is that the developers brought back a piece of media from the alien dimension, so humanity can prepare for the invasion. The entire video game is you progressing through a alien complex room-by-room and killing all the aliens. I only remember 2 alien types

1. Dogs

4-Legged things with screaming human faces, webbed frog-like feet, and a hair-thin tail that was really long

2. Boss leader dude

A fat guy with stick legs (think like the stalker from HL2 but up to the waist), long arms with long nails, balding scalp but with long hair, and bright glowing eyes. And also like 7-9ft tall.

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Vampire Pirates (5/26/24)

I get stranded on a dessert island for a few years, then some pirates comes along and save me, the year is 2027. Some of the pirate crew are vampires, they are lead by Dracula, who is a chill guy. Only people who believe in vampires can see them, sailors and pirates are all superstitious, so all sailors and pirates can see vampires, this only becomes a issue on the mainland.

Me and the captain go to the mainland to trade illegal goods in the backroom of some expo with a old lady and her son. While sitting outside, another old lady sees us and thinks were suspicious, I cant have her compromise the deal so when she walks up to talk to us I sock her in the face and knock her unconscious.

In the storage room, the captain and the 1st old lady are discussing business then the body of the 2nd old lady attracts attention. People enter the storage room and everyone tries to play it cool, the captain pretends to be a crazy old man and begins playing the flute with his mouth and nose at the same time. Someone shoots the 1st old ladies son. then the dream ends :P

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Island School Shootings / Orca Orgies + fights. (Dec 24, 2023)

Me, and a bunch of other kids, are doing a year abroad in some fancy island. The island is really small and is entirely dedicated to a massive school, the buildings are all made of it of stone and stylized to look like Roman ruin. You can also find actual ruins scattered around the edges of the island, really fancy place. While at my first class, there’s a school shooting, for some reason, me and several other students, including myself, all have guns and start aiming at the door. The teachers say I should be expelled for bringing a gun to school but another teacher pipes up and says that given the situation, It would be safer for me and everyone else if I stayed.

It ends and everyone goes to there next class. While wondering what and where the hell my next class is since I never wrote down my schedule, I wander around the edges of the island and hear some really loud whale-type sounds coming from the water. Me and several other students look into the water and see 2 orcas fucking. It’s a bigger orca and a smaller orca, the smaller orca is humping the bigger one from behind, then a 3rd orca comes in and I think “oh shit it’s and orca orgy” but no, the 2 smaller orcas start fighting. Then a 4th MASSIVE orca bigger then the other 3 comes along and joins the fight, flinging the other 2 smaller orcas out of the water, into the air, and crashing through the roof of the school.

A lot of screaming is heard inside the building, the orcas start worming there ways outside the building by flapping there tails a bunch, breaking down a wall. A bunch of students who were recording this pull out Guns and start shooting the orcas until the building collapses. I run away from the scene with a full recording from my phone, I start wonder where my class is, if schools canceled, should I find a staff member and show them the video, should I find a staff member and find out my schedule.

During all this worrying and wandering I find a bunch of students drinking alchohol around school in honor of the dead, and also a collage of pictures of all the students who died, who happen to all be cartoon characters form the amazing world of gumball.

TLDR: Go to school on a island near Italy or Greece, experience a school shooting and watch 4 orcas fuck and fight each other

also this is the 2nd time i've had a dream set on a school built on a island.

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Babie Unboxing (Dec 14, 2023)

It’s the post apocalypse but everything’s chill, like I live in a house and stuff and live somewhere near the cost and have a job. I’m a vet and help give births to cats, and also sometimes regular human babies. Everyone’s infertile because of radiation so babies are grown in test tubes instead of born, so my job just involves cutting them out of pre packaged boxes and hoping for the best, also I owned like 5 black cats and 2 of them were just really short cat girls.

The end

Also like half the dream before this was a power point presentation on the history of jewelry for a made up kingdom. I remember one portion where a farmer gifted a horse(?) to an emperor and he gifted him with a “necklace” that he said was worth $300, and it was just $300 on a string that went around his neck. It was such a big flex that the farmer never bought anything with it and just wore it everywhere and eventually got robbed. I remembered it well enough that I drew it pretty accurately to what I saw in the dream, the 3 gold rings things are gold coins and are each worth $100.

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WW2 Alien Invasion (Nov 3, 2023)

The whole purpose of this dream journal thing was because I heard doing this would help me achieve lucid dreams more often. Turns out thats untrue, you just keep your brain active mentally while you let your physical body rest, you'll hopefully be mentally awake enough mid-dream to active lucidity. But anyways, since then I've had senses of deja-vu a few times while having particular dreams, I just write this off as having had those particular dreams before in the past, before I started writing them down. This is one of them.

Aliens are invading earth, starting at this specific valley which also happens to have a population of WW2 era platoon of soldiers for whatever reason. We have a head start before the actual invasion begins, the valley has been abandoned for a while so the begging. Is just everyone running around getting everything up to snuff for the invasion, I specifically remember a train with a big gun that was so heavy it can only be transported via railway. The first battle begins in a system of mine-shafts and tunnels. Im pretty sure we lost because we got flushed out by a big horde but also I killed a bunch of aliens and didn't die so its a win for me personally.

After the battle at the miens the sun begins to set, I followed the aliens retreating force and found there queen taking a shower in the village during night. She's having a conversation with another (more successful) alien queen and also 3/5 of the horseman of the apocalypse (who are also aliens). After eavesdropping, I introduce myself and I got to ask a few questions, turns out they are on earth because there home planet of “Idris iris idel” was blown up by a rival species throwing a meteor at it, so now they just kinda roam around and conquer galaxies so they don't go extinct. Which also isn’t going very good because they supposedly have entire galaxies by dead alien hives that just dried up all the resources or something.

The dream ended a bit after that but I did draw some of the things I saw.

Basically this is what the queen looked like, the dress she wore was kinda sorta apart of her body, like it was the same color of her skin and was clearly attached to her. Also ignore the color thing, thats my terrible attempt at replicating the alien grey that was her skin color, it was much closer to the alien emoji grey.

And this is what the horseman of war looked like, super tall buff dude, much like the alien queen his armor was apart of his body.

and yeah thats it.

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Wild West Render Distance (Spet 27, 2023)

Its the post apocalyptic wild west and im going to my cousins house. Actually it’s a video game but also real life, like SAO. The game got a new expansion the sizes of the entire US, that’s because the game is set place on a fictional country and the expansion is Literally the US

I go to my cousins house uninvited, all I can remember is that I watch YouTube videos on her computer, but instead of a normal screen her setup projects the video onto a nearby wall

I don’t entirely remember what I did but I remember it was something really bad that I didn’t think was bad. Cousin and entire family finds out and decide to torture me I think? I obviously don’t want this so I go on the run. The outside landscape turns from sterotypical Wild West town into infinite suburban neighborhood the further I run. (FUN FACT) A few of my dreams have ended up with me in infinite suburbias, probably because I live in one and thats just the landscape i'm most familiar with. Despite how terrible a infinite suburbia seems like, I actually kinda like it, like I know this landscape and can do whatever I want with it, I run on rooftops and jump from block to block like i'm weightless. The infinite planes off roofs is no diffrent from a infinite felid of grass really.

Anyways, I run around the neighborhood from rooftop to rooftop, apparently trying to get far enough where it’s impossible for them to track me down since they can run as fast is I can. So I need to do more then go fast to be rid of them. I eventually find out how to fly by Literally just flapping my arms like wings. I fly so high up in the sky I go out of the dream render distance.

In Minecraft, everything around you is rendered in a sphere shape, fly up high enough and the ground bellow you will only catch the bottom portion of the sphere, making it so the ground bellow you is rendered in a circle since the outer edges are out of distance

I go so far up that details like trees, houses, and roads disappear out of the render distance and all thats left is a green circle shaped blob. Then the circle shaped blob grew a cartoonish mouth and face and started to look like an emoji. The more I focused on it the more defined the features became and smoother the edges grew. And the dream ended with me floating in a black void making faces with what once was the earth.

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Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty Review (Spoliers)

Cyberpunk Recap: During a heist gone to shit you get a computer chip stuck in your brain with the conciseness of a terrorist imprinted onto it. His conciseness is slowly overtaking yours and neither of you want that, so you have to go out and stop it. Phantom Liberty: The setting is ~Dogtown~, the most crime ridden lawless shithole in the most crime ridden lawless district of the most crime ridden lawless city on earth. While entering this disctrict, you get contacted by a girl named songbird who claims she can help you not die, but you need to help her first, she's on a space airplane that's flying over night city and its coming down fast and will crash in the middle of dogtown. Your job is to rescue to president of the (new) united states (NUS) who's also on board the place and help her get out of dogtown. Plan crashes and you go through the longest god damn shooting gallery I have ever played in the entirety in any game ever. Not to say it wasn't fun, just really drawn out. You get to a safe house and madam president (President Myers) tells you to go meet with a secret agents who works for the NUS and has been undercover in dogtown for nearly a decade (Idris Elba). You two meet up and do a few missions, also meeting a 2nd secret agent (Alex) whos been undercover in dogtown for just as long, but unlike Elba she fucking hates it and wants to retire. A few missions later you find out that songbird is being held captive by mayor of dogtown, who's also the commander of the militia that keeps the town mostly in check. His names Hanssen and he needs songbird because there's a McGuffin underneath dogtown that he really wants, and she's the only one who can get it. The McGuffin also happens to be the thing that can cure you and songbird. (She's Also dying). Its at this point where you find out that songbird intentionally crashed the space plane into dogtown so she could retrieve the McGuffin, which is super bad because that means she put the presidents life at risk, which is treason, so if you DO rescue her then she'll likely be killed or spend her life in prison. During the rescue mission to save songbird from Hansson, your presented with 2 choices, help songbird escape to the moon (which has a colony) and get away from the NUS and Hansson and everyone, however that would mean your giving up your best chance at curing yourself. Or you can turn her into the NUS and Idris Elba and the president, which will likely save your life but also doom her to a life in prison and servitude, assuming they can even cure her without the McGuffin. I chose to save songbird, because I already know the game is going to pull a "you saved yourself at the cost of your soul" or some shit, where its going to judge me that I chose my life over someone else's This ending means you have to kill Idris Elba and piss of the president, but that's fine since I got a new pistol out of it at the end to add to my collection. Songbird is sent off into space to go live on the moon, far out of reach from anyone who gives a shit about her. And you get to continue playing the game, as I assume the other option leaves to game end.

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Super Mega Dolls (Spet 2, 2023)

Theres this toy brand called super mega dolls, they are sentient and evolving action figures that change and grow the longer you own them, the idea is that you buy a bunch of them and make them fight ever evolving battles.

As i play with the dolls they begin to "grow up" and eventually just turn into humans. The oldest one is basically just a clone of me but with blonde hair and slightly buffer, i' really happy about this at first until they all decide to kill humans for making them fight each other for fun.

I steal one of their weapons, which is like a sword with a serrated edge, and go around killing the dolls before they hurt anyone. Eventually is just me and the clone doll, i go to the upstairs bedroom where he's hiding but when I open the door he's sitting down in a swivel chair with a phone in his hand. I rush towards him to decapitate him but he stops me and says "I'll give you a reason not to kill me", I don't listen to him and pin him down while holding the sword to his throat. He uses the phone to call the president and tell him to launch all the nukes, I slit his throat but the cut isn't deep enough to kill him, he looks me into the eyes and says "you take my friends so I take your America". I reply "the fuck I give about America?", he just rolls his eyes and says "figures". I grab his phone and try to tell the president to not launch the nukes but its too late, I drop the phone in disbelief.

also earlier that night I had a dream about me and my dad (who was hank hill) going to the park and watching a nearby city get nuked, then hiding in a public bathroom.

I drew one of the dolls before they became a human, all the dolls had the same color scheme, purple with green highlights. I also drew the sword i used in the dream and a ball n chain one of the dolls tried to kill me with.

I also drew the nuke

don't worry non of my dreams are ever prophetic

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Kneel For My Queen 08/27/2023

I was at my friends house and he was showing my a free roam visual novel third person dinosaur exploration shooter. The player would roam around an open world with dinosaurs, every time he discovers something dinosaur related (footprints / fossils ) it would advance the visual novel story. The main appeal of the visual novel was the villain, he looked alot like sol badguy from guilty gear and there was a running gag where the main villain was butt naked every time he encountered the main character, there was an actual reason why he did this but i forgot. The big climax of the visual novel was a fight with the antagonist + his entire gang, all of whom were naked, but before the fight starts he decided it wouldn't be honorable or something if he had the numbers advantage so he made 90% of his goons just left before the fight started. Also the game was called "kneel for my queen" or something like that.

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Clipwings (7/12/2023)

Dream takes place in medieval fantasy setting. Im a member of a noble house that has had a fallen from grace and were living in a run down and overgrown mansion made from stone bricks. The head dude in charge sends out all the peasant boys (including myself) to go do odd jobs to get some cash, I meet a witch lady who gives me a loaf of bread. I go back home with the mansion but were attacked by some bandits or something. After the attack, the leader dude tells everyone to scatter from the mansion and regroup at a specific location later. I steal a horse from the bandits wagon and notice it had one human eye and one red triangle eye. I untied it from the wagon and it fell to the ground. The horse had a big open wound that was filled with feathers, like instead of being filled with meat and bones he was filled with white chicken feathers, Some passerby calls him a “clipwing”. I go to the witch lady from earlier to find out what exactly those are but when I get to her she’s halfway from turning into a owl. In her last human moments she tells me that clipwings are humans who turn themselves into animals by doing magic stuff with animal blood, but you become subservient to whatever animal you took the blood from and you get messed up triangle eyes. 

(the messed up eyes in question)

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FNAF the play (6/10/2023)

I watched FNAF the play, it was in a massive stadium and funded by a charity called “save the moon”. The opening act was a guy in a foxy costume dancing on stage while AI Frank Sinatra sang FNAF fan songs. Also famous youtuber and streamer Jschlat was purple guy. 

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Japan (6/10/2023)

Visited japan with family and learned that they. have a dedicated word for calling people “crazy cat ladies” and it’s “michiuci”

(defiantly isn’t but that’s what dream Japanese sounded like)

I wandered around and called people crazy cat ladies, eventually running into a family of 4 while roaming the wilderness. As I passed by them I made a really funny noise and they got really quiet. As I got further I realized the dad was following me and probably wanted to beat me up so I started laughing because I thought that was funny, then I pulled out the purah pad from tears of the kingdom and tried to fast travel away.