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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Call me mormon the way im letting it soak

And by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My dishs

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i could blog better than this but i won't

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it IS a phase, mom

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

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if you click the last option please explain in the tags :)

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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I'm always saying Normal Sentences

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"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

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Trying to browse Wikipedia dot com but beautiful girls won't stop texting me

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

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if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular