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Emmanuel Swedenborg has just given us some primo fap material 🥵🥵
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see this scar right here? That's from when my own pet cigarette turned on me and bit me as a child. my father had to put it down in the shed with an ash tray
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it would be so awesome if someone touched my dick to this song
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i’m just waiting for everyone to go to bed so i can start tripping balls :(
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that’s what they told me at the clinic the other day
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Only those familiar with DR0 understand just how much Junko truly DOES comprehend how painful love is...









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working reception at my job is awesome because i can spend 20mins talking to an 89 year old abt the weather and then as soon as they go into the surgery room i open my phone and start making posts abt minecraft youtuber rpf that only like 10 other people on the planet understand
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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers
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You can write almost anything if you're sincere, this is crucial
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Sometimes I get a meme phrase stuck in my head in a little loop dink my oiter and it’s not even an echolalia thing there’s no audio dink my oiter I’ve never heard this phrase even said out loud it just gets stuck in my head
I’ll be at work dink my oiter and trying to concentrate dink my oiter I’m miserable I’m hopeless all my brain can do is dink my oiter
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Getting attached to podcast characters like
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People believe humanity would unite against a common alien enemy, but we still haven’t even eradicated our terrestrial enemy: mosquitoes.
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