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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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pros and cons of the elden ring dlc after playing it for a good while (spoiler free):

pros:

-Messmer the Impaler is hot (but we knew that from the trailer lol)

-the new environments are gorgeous (there's one in particular I won't spoil, but it made me actually emotional)

-a lot of the new boss themes slap, even moreso than the base game's

-cool new weapons that I'll actually upgrade and use instead of the Bloodhound Fang/Fallingstar Beast Jaw

-extremely memeable, the elden ring subreddit has been hilarious

cons:

-some bosses have so much particle effect bullshit attacks that it's nauseating to look at and actually causes a lot of slowdown problems

-speaking of bosses, some of them also have attacks that have insane tracking to the point you feel like you're being teleported into them despite dodging them

-a lot of areas are really empty and don't really feel that fun to explore

-the mechanics to defeat a certain armored enemy are actually impossible, I don't know how some people have managed to do it because it spams a homing attack that lasts forever and completely depletes your health in seconds so

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gordon ramsay showing that NO ONE is safe from the Scarlet Rot even if you're famous!!!

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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

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love him or hate him, he’s really the yugioh guy of all time

also you can buy a sticker sheet of this here💙

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from that "whats the most expensive item of clothing you own" poll i reblogged.... u are not serious people dot gif

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just realized how funny the name “slenderman” is... they really didn’t dedicate a lot of thought to him did they

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Bruce Campbell behind the scenes in The Evil Dead & Evil Dead 2

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im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

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Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?

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ok what about this then? 🧐

rb + tag specifics if youre not a coward