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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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tumblr users in the 1970s: "it was PROVEN that the black panthers were soviet infiltrators installed to sow division among real american leftists. it was written in the police department newsletter"-- actually who am i kidding. tumblr users in the 2020s

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everyone wants to Protect Trans Kids but they start getting skittish and defensive the second you suggest protecting trans kids from the primary people who actually torment and abuse them because we can't risk infringing on ""parents' rights""

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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henry fuseli // 'energetic and eccentric Swiss painter, [...] Domineering, bisexual, and obsessed with his own genius. [...] Fuseli's erotic drawings usually concern men held in bondage by beautiful women with small, insect-like, and evidently brainless heads.' - Richard Holmes

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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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what's the dirtiest thing you think about?

dusty puppy..

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When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about

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I know we've said "people are trying to change the definition of terf" for like a decade now, but never before has it been more obvious than the recent trend of "tma/tme is terf rhetoric" like, excuse me? You think terfs believe in transmisogyny? You think terfs are talking about the complex workings of transmisogyny? Are you an idiot? Do you know what a terf is? Do you know what a trans woman is? Rhetorical. You do, you're just a transmisogynist.

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If I Was A Cloth Father They Would Never Subject Me To Witch Hunts And Purity Tests Like This