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I see your blorbo

You see my blorbo

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Our blorbos are on a playdate while we sip wine in the sitting room

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unmatched ship dynamic: "i've done terrible things in the past" x "all i care about is who you are in the present"

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so many very slender tennas out there when there's an absolutely delicious excuse for drawing him bigger. he's an old CRT for goodness sake have you SEEN how chunky those things are. he's no flat screen tv. give the poor guy some GIRTH. he needs room for all the deflecting coils and electron guns and fans and heaters and stuff. also do it for me #freaktown

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

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excuse you, i'm doomed by the narrative? then why do i have this kickass sword. u sound jealous and ridiculous rn

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dont tell any of my friends or mutuals but....their ocs are really cool.................

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gonna download this 5gb The Producers (1967) desktop theme from twenty years ago and give my computer BSL-4 research lab levels of viruses

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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A once-barren land where Gods once fought an ageless war, its reasons lost to time. It only ended when all Gods have perished.

With nothing to decompose them, their bodies have petrified; Those who died along with their hearts became mountains, and those whose hearts still beat became volcanoes

I kind of don't want to make a joke for this one, it's just fucking badass

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vampires with large families. little old lady vampire who keeps pictures of all 243 of her great-great-great-grandchildren in her wallet. she pulls it out and makes you coo over the baby photos (before she bites and drains your blood)

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke