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BAMBI: i just had to run and like fall down dramatically BAMBI: but i managed to fuck up even somethin that simple  BAMBI: oh perfect !!! two things i love 

ASPEN: what was the stunt— ? ASPEN: i have weed— ? ASPEN: i also have tits.

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mssg: cutie.

zavier: omg why? I'm sure your movies are great

zavier: same

zavier: he's a god

zavier: what about that cute movie he was in? the reenactment of romeo and juliet set in modern day with like gangs and stuff?

bambi: idk it's so weird u know?? seeing yourself and stuff

bambi: i know, he totally is

bambi: i love that one !! pretty sure last time i saw it i was like 15, it's definitely deserving of a rewatch though

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JUDE: tell me something i dont know  JUDE: im kidding !!! and that definitely did cheer me up JUDE: five golden stars for u

JUDE: DAMN JUDE: that’s rough but it’s ok JUDE: ur still pretty

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BAMBI: UM RUDE BAMBI: i’ll be waiting for my apology BAMBI: or i’ll cancel our lunch date SO fast

DAISY: ur fucking dumb how should i cheer u up                                                          

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BAMBI: i can’t believe i insisted on doing my own stunts... BAMBI: now i’ve got an ugly bruise BAMBI: if you could cheer me up somehow that’d be amazing (:

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mssg: cutie.

zavier: it's okay!!

zavier: we can totally watch something else, what're you into?

bambi: we can watch my movies

bambi: im kidding, i hate watching my own movies

bambi: literally anything with leonardo dicaprio in it, except titanic bc i don't feel like crying

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mssg: cutie.

zavier: you're cute

zavier: i'm cute

zavier: we should go on a date??

zavier: or just watch game of thrones together on occasion

bambi: dont hate me but i'm not a big fan of game of thrones

bambi: i like dates though !!

bambi: we could totally watch something else

bambi: or just order a bunch of food, either works for me

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❝ what the fuck ? does this “actor” happen to be twelve years old by any chance ? because what kind of actor refuses to kiss their co-star if it says so in the script, fuckin’ unprofessional if you ask me. and better yet what kind of idiot wouldn’t want to kiss you, how much higher can his so called standards get ? though ya’ know... i’m not sure pouring a drink over his head makes you exactly bad to the bone. honestly, does anyone even say bad to the bone anymore ? sounds like something straight out of the 80s. ❞

❝ so, i was on set today like usual and i found out i was going to be working with this semi new actor. which, obviously, i’m okay with. we were all there before. but, when i’m on set with this guy we find out we have a make out scene… which again, i’m okay with. but, then, right before the director was about to yell action the guy i’m working with refuses to kiss me. he claims that he can’t stoop that low to actually kiss a girl like me, in other words, he has standards. i honestly don’t know if i should be upset or pissed off about this whole situation. although, i felt pretty liberated when i poured my drink all over his head. i mean, come on, have you ever seen me act in such a way? i’m bad to the bone. so rebellious. ❞ 

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❝ that has to be the case. nothing else would make sense, because they obviously didn’t reject you as a candidate because you were twelve. you’re never too young to be sent into space with no experience whatsoever. ❞

‘ i remember when i was twelve and i sent nasa a letter asking them to pick me and send me to the moon…   you think they saw it and thought i was way too good to be sent to the moon?? ’

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BAMBI: ok but have u tried leaving tho ?? BAMBI: doesn't matter i’ll bust you out no problem BAMBI: prison break ?? more like studio break. 

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BEA: if you dont hear from me in two hours BEA: tell my mama i luh’ her BEA: i am being held hostage in this recording studio

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❝ i mean, sure. as long as they’re gluten free. i’m kidding, i only managed to stick to the whole ‘gluten free’ trend for a week. what kind are they? ❞

“ i actually hate to say that i spend the last hour making cookies because everytime i finished a batch i would eat it while making more. — so, who wants cookies? ” 

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me: makes an intro post at 1pm when everyone’s probably asleep fcuk im awesome (: so !! i’m laura, im in the godawful gmt+1 timezone and i’m the biggest drew monson & shane dawson ( yes i realise this isn’t 2010 anymore but i swear !!! he’s so funny ) stan you’ll ever meet and sometimes i use the xD emoji unironically dnt hate me. but who cares abt me here’s bambi !!! 

also ps: don’t mock my name choice, i’m a sucker for outlandish names and bambi is just ?? groovy af. i never say groovy idk what that was asdffgda

tw for mentions of drugs !!

so bambi’s from a very upper class nyc family that’s actually quite famous, i’d give an example but i can’t think of a good one. they’re not like rothschild status but like they’re famous ?? maybe something like the barrymore fam because they’re mostly famous for being an acting family. and also she’s the only girl in the family, she has three brothers who she loves lots but she speaks to them maybe once a month.

she’s an actress, an aspiring scream queen to be more specific. her goal is to reach neve campbell status ( maybe jamie lee curtis but jamie is THE scream queen so bambi .... dont kid urself ) but she’s a long way from there, currently she’s mostly done indie films and slightly above average horror movies that she was cast in because of her family name and shit

 she’s sosos fake i want to cry... she’s intensely obsessed with making sure people like her and she’s not even that terrible of a person but she’s not exactly a good person either since basically all she does is kiss up to people to get that #attention from the media. she’s probably attempted 45435 pr relationships ( hmu for that bc pr relationship are ..... everything )

favourite past time ??? trying designer drugs with her friends

life goal ?? marry one of mick jagger’s kids ( formerly that goal was marry mick jagger but then she realised how old he is )

in summary she’s like a groupie except upgraded

gay af !!! except she’s pan ? but like she loves girls a lot

she’ll probably be caught shoplifting a birkin bag sometime in the next ten years

i have this lil connections page right here which i’ll be updating but for the mean time u can check it out and if there’s anythin u like then ... hmu ((:

honestly thats abt it ?? i’m still figuring her out but if u wanna know anything just lmk and i’ll ramble abt her bc hun that’s abt the only thing i’m good at

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