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Four-Way Dragon fight where only Odahviing seems to have any clue that he should aim for another dragon. 

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due to personal reasons you will be passing away

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Oh?

Every person who reblogs this with asks/submit turned on will get a random Pokemon in their inbox!

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With some of this stuff it’s hard to tell if it’s ironic detachment or genuine racism, but at some point, what’s the f***king difference?

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Two years?! I’m in!

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

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Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

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source: Pokemon Equality

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Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

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me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

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99 gay-ish asks

how tall are you?

what is your body type?

what is your favorite part about your body?

is your current hair color your natural hair color?

are you more outgoing or more shy?

are you more femme or butch?

are you tol or smol?

wine mom or vodka aunt?

weird habit?

favorite meme?

do you sing in the shower?

ever used a bow and arrow?

are/were you a theatre kid?

have you ever seen a broadway musical?

do you think musicals are cheesy?

have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?

last movie you watched?

behind the camera or in front of it?

favorite tv show?

meaning behind your url

reason you joined tumblr

who’s your closest tumblr friend?

what’s something most people love that you hate?

have you ever taken narcotics?

have you had sex?

have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?

describe your passion without mentioning it.

describe your best friend.

give us one thing about you that no one knows.

how do you feel right now?

what is your biggest fear?

what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?

something you fantasize about.

last time you cried and why

what was the last thing that made you laugh?

do you really, truly miss someone right now?

who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

the last time you felt broken?

are you starting to realize anything?

are you more dominant or more submissive?

i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

do you have any kinks?

first thing you notice in a person?

how can someone win your heart?

been rejected by a crush?

have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

is trust a big issue for you?

did you hang out with the person you like recently?

is confidence cute?

what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?

ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

do you want to get married

worst thing you’ve ever done?

three things that turn you on.

who do you hate?

favorite term of endearment?

who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

intimidating girls or kind girls?

what do you look for in a possible partner?

do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

are you good at flirting?

who was the first person you came out to?

do you have any friends who are wlw?

is your crush wlw?

last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?

write a short love poem to your crush/self?

do you fall in love easily?

is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

are you good at hiding your feelings?

are you a forgiving person?

what is your “type?”

fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?

tall girls or short girls?

hugs or kisses?

twirl her around or get twirled?

tummy kisses or thigh kisses?

hairline kisses or neck kisses?

play with her hair or stroke her tummy?

making out or soft kisses?

hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?

how confident are you in your sexuality?

when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?

have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?

how old were you when you realized you were into girls?

most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?

do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?

what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?

when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?

what is love to you?

ask me anything.

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If any of y'all want to know how to make some super dope beef stew super easily LISTEN UP

Take a couple pounds of beef and cube it. Put that shit in a crock pot.

Add 1 ½ cups water.

Add an onion soup packet.

And a glass of red wine.

Hell yeah

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Sorry guys reblogged an earlier, incorrect version x