kelsey/hal. 28. she/her. side blog, follows from faehal art from friend @prancingtrashcan alistair is my trophy husband.
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#depends on which world state but my canon one (and tbh most of them) are my warden#especially isadora cousland#a 7ft tall human woman who drank that poison blood draft thing and carries a greatsword
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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People complaining about Veilguard's art style are so funny. You wouldn't last a minute in the asylum where they raised me.
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Needed to get Lucanis out of my system FAST!
I’m so excited for this game I cant believe it’s finally happening! 🥹
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"I'll talk to him guys!!"
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wait
✔️ cursed production
✔️ last minute name change
✔️ focus on relationship with companions

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Burning in water, drowning in flames
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Another difficult round choice! Again two characters from the same franchise even if not the same game. Both wizards!
Dorian can only be romanced by male characters while Anders can be romanced by male or female characters.
May the favorite tumblr wizard win!
All round three voting polls are here!
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My best da fanfic idea is still my sebanders outlander au where a reincarnation of anders from the future goes back to between da2 and dai. Sebastian falls for this weird future version of a guy he killed who keeps listening to What's Up by 4 Non Blondes on his magic electric box and keeps trying to escape.
#da#da2#anders#sebastian vael#sebanders#theres a lot more to it than that#anders is basically fron the 90s#he also borderline gives seb a lap dance to faith by George michael
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not to advocate for MORE sexism in bioware games or anything like that but like...the "gender equality" in DAO is so poorly thought out and by that I am SPECIFICALLY referring to women in the Grey Wardens.
Sure yeah Alistair makes that off-hand comment about how "there aren't many women in the wardens" that's more indicative of the writing team's sexism than anything else, but genuinely speaking I think there's actually a valid reason for women to not be allowed in the Grey Wardens.
You cannot tell me that Alistair and the HoF were the first to discover what Broodmothers were and how they were made. You cannot tell me that Grey Wardens have been fighting back Darkspawn for centuries and they do not know about Broodmothers. And if the Grey Wardens know about Broodmothers, then they must know that sending female Grey Wardens down into the Deep Roads is a bad fucking plan.
I can understand concessions being made during a Blight; hell, being a Grey Warden is such a Shit Job that I can understand the Grey Wardens being willing to take in anyone. But like...the women who join cannot go down into the Deep Roads for their Calling. And I would argue that them going down into the Deep Roads at all is a bad plan unless they've got some equivalent of a suicide pill with them in case of capture by Darkspawn.
It honestly is baffling to me that there's NO mention of protocols for female grey wardens during their Calling or expeditions to the Deep Roads being different AT ALL. All it would take is Alistair saying something along the lines of "So that's why there's so few women in the Wardens" after they discover the Broodmother.
Because a women joining the Wardens isn't just risking death.
She's risking a horrific, violating transformation that turns her into a creature that endangers everyone.
#not my dumb ass like#assuming the broodmothers were why there are so few women in the wardens#but yeah alistair doesnt say anything i think#so its me overestimating bioware#which egg on my face for that
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everyone's favourite escape artist 😌💖
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Silver Lining --- Finally finished a tarot for Duncan. I didn't have any proper cards in mind but probably could be a King of Swords. :D
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my inquisitor shiala of clan lavellan used to have dirthamen's vallaslin but then i decided that mythal's vallaslin fits her better as a character. also then meeting mythal is slightly more dramatic. i chose the one that is on the forehead, lips, and under the eyes
and then solas happened
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