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i nominate post malone for queer eye
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scooby: raggy!
shaggy: like, what is it scoob?
scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk*
shaggy:
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Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
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i AM crying and so are YOU
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who give a shit
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Why would anyone want to consume it!?
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Just took an alignment test, and it turns out I’m chaotic evil 😂 y’all can take it here
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my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child
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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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one of my cats was outside and my dad was like “no come back in here its christmas you’re going to spend it with your family”
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someone caption this
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JESUS CHRIST
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