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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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11:09 am
So I just woke up and here is the dream I remember, it’s in some oddly related pieces because I just woke up. TW - mentions of sex
I, for some odd reason went to the Bakery to try and get my job back for this summer, and while the front where I worked was new staff, the kitchen and the bakery still had mostly the same staff, though the basement was completely redone and had like a big dining room table, and looked how it did before it got finished. Anyways, I went in with Laura and we were hitting it off, making casual conversation before she was like, “I’ve had sex today, have you?” And for some reason I said yes, even though in my dream I had not had sex that day (nor in real life, but mind your business). So then, for some reason, she asked me about it and was like, “oh how was it, was it good for you?” and I was stressed and I just started describing an old hookup and then she was like, “oh, I thought that happened years ago, I must be confused because I know you wouldn’t lie to me,” or something like that. Then we had a conversation in the basement and she rehired me!!! And then I was leaving the front and I started helping a little with customers, like clearing their plates, and one of them had completely covered her plate with either orange juice or maple syrup (like full to the brim, if you moved the table it was on it would’ve spilled. So I went to the back to get her a new plate and ran into Caleb, Jose, and Juanny, who were my favorite coworkers and they all said hi and how they missed me. Then when I was leaving I saw Roman, who I haven’t talked to in awhile, and they were nervous to talk to me but I just said hi, and gave them a hug, and told them I missed them. Then I left the shop, kind of worried Laura thought I could start next week because I had never mentioned summer. 
One thing to note is this is another common location, based slightly on my hometown. There’s a main street, like the block of OPA south of Lake street, I can’t remember the first couple of shops, but there’s a really nice Starbucks, and across the street where the Eric’s used to be there is a kind of cafe, I’m staring to remember them from my other dreams, but I’m trying to focus on this one for right now. Then if you turn left down Lake street like where the real Starbucks is, it’s just an open street you can walk in that leads to a festival, like, prefecture, with a bunch of different festival related towns. Scoville Park is still there, but it’s way bigger, there are more paths and trees and there are like vendors and stuff. The library is also still there but it’s way bigger, designed way differently, and the 2nd floor has a pottery studio I’m pretty sure. Okay, now to the last part of my dream.
So then, I woke up and fell back asleep at 4 am, so this is after that, that’s why there’s not really a transition.
So, for some reason, Laura was taking us all to the grocery store, but there’s another Common Location - the dream version of my college, I’ll save time and not describe it, because the parts of it I saw in this dream were mostly new. So we were at the grocery store, but it was like a mix between a campus grocery shop and a common shop in that the selection was very limited, and me and my friend who I was with (Alli Turner idk why lol) were shopping, but we were in one of the last groups Laura let in, so everything was mostly gone. I had wanted orange juice, to make a smoothie, but the orange juice they had wasn’t refrigerated, and whenever I passed it, it was leaking. But then in the refrigerated juice section, the only juice they had was unsweetened cranberry-passionfruit, or something like that, so I decided I would ask Alli later if I should get it. They were also out of all non-dairy AND dairy milk, but they still had all the ice-scream and when I looked (okay if you know Ben and Jerry’s non-dairy ice cream you know that the lid is like a different color, but in this dream instead of green it was lilac) I saw this non-dairy one that said like “made with skeddle milk” or something like that. So I was like, “What the hell is skeddle milk??” and Alli was like, “You mean you haven’t tried it? It’s THE new milk replacement, it’s made from skeddles.” but I didn’t know what that was so I kept looking, but there was only like goat milk ice cream, so I just got the skeddle one. Then I asked Alli if I should get the juice, so we went back to get it, then ran into Laura, who yelled at us for taking so long, when there were still a few groups who had to go. Then we left the store and were in this back corner of UMD and this girl, who I think I went to Spain with was like, “I know this part of the school that’s haunted!” So we decided to check it out. We were between these two tall brick academic buildings, and there was like a railed top to a third, that had sunken in the ground/hill and you could climb onto the top. So we climbed onto the top, and for some reason my dad was there, and nothing was happening. Then she pulled out a remote that turned off the outdoor lights of the two neighboring buildings and the wind starting whipping and we heard this ghostly noise. It wasn’t scary though, all of us thought it was pretty cool, and we apologized for not believing her. I remember making a mental note that the haunted building top was a cool place to take someone when they came to visit, and then the dream was over LOL, sorry for such a long one!!!
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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April 25th, 2021
There were those little tunnels that you crawl through as a little kid and I was on a game show with the people in my second grade class, where we kept bumping into each other in the tunnels. When you found your way out of the tunnels there was a giant water slide you had to climb up then slide down, except the currents were like ocean strong. I think people died... Then I think I got to the ice stage or out of the tunnels by the time I woke up
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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April 7th, 2021
Today was the last day of AOT :( I liked the ending, but I almost wish I didn’t because I feel like the show was so revolutionary, and the ending was so cliché, just to make us all happy. It’s also Jean’s birthday! Happy birthday, Jean! Today started pretty rough, I slept through class, I had an exam I still need to do, and I have to wake up early tomorrow. I also had tutoring today, and it went alright, I was just sad because the main kid I tutor didn’t show up! But I taught prime factorization and GCF instead of normal factorization, so that was a pleasant surprise! :D I also played a lot of Sims 3! I finished making all my characters (maybe I will upload them ;)) and now I am doing the layout of my house, which is sooooooo boring X(... I also got to call my lovely rumps for a long time today and made sure they were staying in line :)! Now I’m about to go smoke with my roommate! Life is good B-)
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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11:13 am
Last night I had the dream that I was in Chicago and it was snowing and my mom was out so Maggie came over. We were lk sparking and Maggie had it when my mom came home. I think it was a really loud cart because my mom started saying like “I smell marijuana, who was smoking?” and started screaming at me and going through my stuff. I chased her through my house, not knowing where Maggie had hidden everything, but after my mom stormed out again, since she was only stopping in for a minute, my brothers came and laughed at me. I went to find Maggie, where she was sitting in the front room, but she wasn’t there anymore. I went to my front door and when I looked out my window I saw her sitting in her mom’s red Honda mini-van. When she saw me in my front door window the lights of the car turned on and then I went to find my phone. In that time, Maggie had dissapeared again. Then I got a text from her that she was walking to the West-most entrance. (Now that I’m thinkning about it, my house’s back door would be the West-most entrance, but at the time, I thought my house didn’t have one.) Anyways, I was like looking through all the windows on what I thought was the West-most side of my house waiting for her, but I don’t think she came back... :(
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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2:51 pm
Basically I was a professional equestrian at a show with a lot of pressure to do well, but I only had the experience I, the real life Katie Dickel had, so I remember being really stressed. The showing arena was a roofed outdoor arena in the clearing of a pine forest. I remember talking to an older man about my horse, who was a chestnut gelding. I think I also competed in an outdoor arena and had to set up the poles, and I remember dragging them through the sand and not knowing how to set them up. There was also a creek by the poles and I think me and a horse fell in at one point
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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12:27 am
This is just a dream I remember that involves a BUNCH of common locations, It was a shopping trip with me and a friend (maybe the titular Maggie, but I can’t remember who. Basically we were going on a window-shopping trip. The first location is a café/bakery. It is a classic French bakery, with lots of curly cue metal railings and dark wood and white granite. It also had dark, wood china cabinets against the wall beside the door, and in some places the walls were green. The interior had a tall wooden counter you couldn’t see above, with dips on either side, either for the café or barista bakery window. I think we didn’t really have any money so we got truffles. The most important location is this big 50 cent store where people bring in old items, leave them on the shelves, and everything in the store is just 50 cents. Think metal shelves with red lining in a totally unfinished/undecorated ware house, full of carboard items filled with random stuff that’s totally unorganized. It’s so big that you don’t even know where the cashiers are and it has the presence of an unfamiliar church’s basement. Anyways, I remember me and my friend were trying to steal from the store because we didn’t have any money and it was SO unorganized. I think I stole a little animal figure and tried to sneak it out in my pocket. I’M TAKING A BREAK, BUT MORE TO COME
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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12:21 am
This one is kind of a blur but basically me and my friend Nico were trying to sneak into 6 Flags, or just go there for really cheap or something. I think we got there late in the day, but still wanted to go. I remember going on a couple of slides and I have a weird feeling about how it went but I can’t remember anything specific. Also my dreams have common, recognizable, recurring locations, so here is the first! It’s like a boardwalk-ish area of storefronts, this one seemed like it was in the location of where the food stand was next to the Whizzer at Kiddie Land. Something weird happened with the food too. I think we went inside an Oberweis and it was out of everything or it was almost closed. Then we went on a ride that I was really nervous about, it was like a water, slingshot, ball that you strapped yourself into. I think it was red and blue. I really didn’t want to go, but Nico made me in the ride broke. Either related or unrelated we ended up on an aspen mountain in a blizzard that we had to zipline across. I was terrified and wanted to like “snap out of the simulation” so I think the dream-verse might have been a VR amusement park too, but most of the rides were real. Anyways, I did end up having to zipline and after we watched a video of me doing it. 
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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12:17 am
This is also a horse dream. I remember, I think the plot was that after I had quit riding lessons, I went back to see the horses on a whim, and after groveling to the people they agreed to give me lessons again. I remember awkwardly falling into place there, tacking up my horse, shoveling horseshit, and bonding with a horse. I even remember doing some lesson courses. Then I remember finding out the barn hand I always thought was gay was lol. The most memorable part though, is when I took the horse on a trail ride, so far I didn’t even remember where I was and standing out in a beautiful meadow/open field at golden hour on a perfect summer day and feeling so at peace.
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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12:13 am
I’m really mad because I remember typing this on my high school Google Drive because I was so impacted by the dream, but unfortunately I do not have access to that anymore so this is all I’ve got. I hardly remember the plot of this one, so buckle up. I think I died, but I still went to my riding lessons. I either rode my horse as a ghost or rode a skeleton horse, and then maybe I communicated with my family through the horse??? IDK
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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First Dream
I can hardly remember, but i think it was based off of this book that had something to do with eggs or collecting eggs. There was also another Easter egg book that I remember, but that doesn’t have to do with this. I was on a farm porch with a wicker basket that had a green satin ribbon, and I was collecting eggs from chickens for my mom. I think I might have also milked a cow.
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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tHIS SUCks
A LOT
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shutupmaggie · 4 years ago
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