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Out of character writing in Teen Wolf fics doesn't count cause nobody could write those characters more out of character than Jeff himself

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you’re reading thirst tweets. bobby is being held hostage by the US military while they run unethical experiments on his rat diseased body. and you’re reading thirst tweets on buzzfeed.

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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Here’s my @wwcitszine 3 piece! So so fun to be a part of this with so many talented people, check it out if you get a chance. And while you’re at it, come work at the railroad — I heard they’re hiring night crew

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS S06E11 | "The Finale"

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Okay quick rundown:

Nandor considers Guillermo his closest companion.

Nandor will straight murder a man for talking poorly to Guillermo...unless Guillermo tells him not to.

Nandor asked Guillermo to stay with him, and Guillermo said yes and took his offered hand.

Nandor listens to everything Guillermo says even when it seems like he isn't.

Nandor and Guillermo are back to their nightly hairbrush ritual.

Nandor picked out a slutty lil outfit for Guillermo and Guillermo wore it for him.

Nandor liked how Guillermo looked in the slutty little outfit.

Everyone in that goddamn house knows those two are down bad, but especially Nadja who is going to kill them both if they don't fuck soon.

Guillermo thinks of the mansion as his home, because that's where his vampires are.

Nandor asked Guillermo to climb into bed with him.

Nandor is glad the cameras will be gone and kept giving Guillermo and the cameras significant, furtive looks.

Nandor built a massive underground lair safe from the prying eyes of the camera crew before he knew they were leaving.

Nandor heard Guillermo’s doubts and concerns and did it all himself.

Guillermo prefers to call Nandor "Master."

They're going to stay together. Keep having adventures together. Keep orbiting each other like twin stars. Grow in small increments. Maybe never accomplish anything great, but who cares? They've already accomplished what matters: they have each other.

It's a great ending. It's a decisively Nandermo endgame. It's what they promised to deliver, and it makes me feel seen and represented and treated with care as a queer person. I'm not interested in arguing with anyone about this.

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THREE ENDINGS AND IT'S STILL FUCKING NANDERMOVER

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well then

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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canon gay married but only in a hallucination ending designed to entertain the audience + they fell in a hole together. Which is, quote, better than being friends. Incredible

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you belong with us

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Getting ready for tonight

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Block me now because I'll never take my queerbaiting allegations back. In fact, I'm doubling down. This was indeed queerbaiting. These bitches got a GLAAD, I can't-

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So the ultimate message of WWDITS is that nothing ever really changes. The vampires will stay the same. Guillermo will always come back. And you will always keep watching.

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if ending #3 isn’t nandermo I will become evil

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"nandor and guillermo are gonna kiss in the the third and final alternate ending" i scream as they drag me off in a straight jacket

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Major WWDITS spoilers

Honestly, as someone who was, at some point, a massive Nandermo shipper, having Nandor invite Guillermo into his coffin and say “you know what’s better than being friends?” then pulling a level and drop them both into oblivion is fucking hilarious. I still have opinions about how the showrunners treated the ship but this show is so unserious and this is the best we could have hoped for