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oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

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2. if i tell people how i use twitter they usually get mad at me

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

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Ngl you guys are sleeping HARD on Yellow Dragonfruit this shit FUCKS

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wait please tell me you have a roblox account

i graduated high school in 2007

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American Psycho 2000, dir. Mary Harron

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Clark’s Creek Progressive Primitive Baptist Church service in Ararat, Virginia by Thomas Adler (1978)

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women & bitches love my cavern

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Lick it lick it baby~~

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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wish literally any gay papers would talk about lil nas x cause every article is either written with contempt OR makes sweeping assumptions by only quoting the cops and blatantly lies about things they contradict in their own article. like how is there no coverage of support or efforts to keep an eye on his location?

shortest possible story is that he he got arrested and hospitalized after walking around outside at night, MAYBE having 'an episode', MAYBE he was drunk, maybe he was high, maybe he was just being loud, who knows. Dude was outside at night in boxers and cowboy boots and that's all he did to "invite" police interaction.

But cops claimed he assaulted them so he gets arrested. Then goes to the hospital. Then goes back into custody.

And then he's not heard of for a while, then days later says he's out and okay. But facing FELONY charges!

WHERE IS EVERYONE? Pinknews cunts? Them? OutMag? Hello??

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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:

you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise