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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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#i love my job#hate corporate but the job itself is something i want to do for the rest of my life <3
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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst
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(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)
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does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it
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one thing abt me is that I will NOT take a hint. Spell that shit out for me pookie
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I'm so pissed my bitchass coworker gave me covid
#she didnt wear a mask to work when she was sick <3#even when her mom told her it might be covid <3#im supposed to go to colorado next week man wtf 😭😭😭
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