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19 Incredibly Useful Websites You’ll Wish You Knew Earlier

We tend to think of learning a new skill or “going back to school” as something you’d do when looking to change careers, or to upgrade within your current one.

Here are 19 awesome places to learn the critical skills that will change your life:

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How I learned to SelfSuck

I have been all about some masturbation for almost as far back as I can remember. I tried to go down on myself a number of times over the years, I was pretty much always gonna be a selfsucker. I remember one time when my family was on vacation at Disney World, we were getting ready to go out for dinner. When it was my turn to bathe, I got really horny and stroked myself using shampoo as lubricant. I’d been trying to make oral contact with myself quite a bit in recent times and had even managed to lick my dickhead a little bit, so of course i had to make another attempt. Having soaked in nice hot water for some time, my back muscles were relaxed. When it came time for my orgasm, I bent forward, grabbed my left leg and pulled down while stroking my dick with the right. I put my penis right up to my lips and ejaculated into my mouth. Unfortunately, I got plenty of shampoo in my mouth at the same time.

When I got out of the bathroom, I could tell everyone knew I’d been up to (or should I say down on?) something.

I started living alone after college, which gave me the privacy to really work on achieving autofellatio. So I would get horny as fuck and get down on the floor naked in front of a mirror and masturbate, occasionally bending forward, grabbing my legs and pulling my hips toward my face. I’d get as close as possible then hold that position for a while, then relax and repeat, pushing a bit farther. After a couple of weeks, I got loosened up enough to touch the tip of my dick with my tongue. It was soo exciting to be able to lick myself, especially when there was precum involved! I would look myself in the eye in a mirror while licking the tip and jacking off until I climaxed, spraying jizz all over my tongue. After a couple more weeks I was able to get the head into my mouth. I clearly remember the first time it happened. I was sitting at the kitchen table sucking my own dick, with both arms wrapped around my legs, hugging my hips ever closer. Suddenly I had the entire head of my dick in my mouth! It felt so good, I enjoyed myself for a moment then thought, “I need to do this I front of a mirror!” So I sucked it for a few more moments, then went in the other room and grabbed a mirror and proceeded to watch myself take my own head.

It didn’t take many oral cumshots before I decided I loved to swallow my semen.

A couple of years later, I managed to get half of my dick into my mouth. It was my last night in a house I was renting, both of my roommates had already moved out, and I wouldn’t be living alone anytime soon after moving, so I decided to go all out fucking myself in the mouth in the plow position, wound up getting half of my 6.5 inch hardon into my mouth. That was a memorable night.

About four years later, I put my nuts on my nose for the first time. I had an apartment to myself, where I lived for five years. That was awesome, I was camming all the time, selfsucking like crazy, recording lots of video. That was when I began posting autofellatio photos and videos, which has always been a major turn on. To begin with I would get paranoid and delete all my porno accounts within a few weeks, but eventually I said fuckit.

Fast forward to today, I’ve got tens of thousands of subscribers, millions of views, even been paid to selfsuck.

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Ohhh myyyyy

Ben, 18

DM for more of Ben!!

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Send me Hot dick pics. Please :)

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Beyonce!!

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

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Selling my nudes.

Really need your help :) for my studies and stuff :) ;) cuming and fucking my toy. If you into that

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Yummy!!

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You're cute ☺

Thank you!! :*

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Are there any photos of you here? You look very pretty 💕

Hahaha thank you@@ and ill be posting pics soon maybe :)

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Such a mystery!! I wanna see him

Everyday is a new experience, but at the end of the day there’s nothing like knowing you did something today to help yourself tomorrow. If you’re ever having a bad day just remember it will always get better (coming from your average everyday guy that gives life his all)

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Are you coming to bed or what?

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Nudes in a tent lol Like what you see? Follow/Message me for more😉

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