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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

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It's summer here. The trees and the cicadas sohnd the same as when I was a kid. The humid heat of the south. The blue of the sky and green of the trees, and the way the thick wind runs through. The dirt it's same orange red. But I am different. That troubled girl is on the tape this troubled man is being taped over. If I reach down she is still there, almost.

Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay”, Glass, Irony, and God

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As an American I can Cadbury Cream Eggs for Easter. The kind filled with sugar goop

an australian walks up to a bar

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made me think of some of you <3

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If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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“You don’t know whether people relate to the breakfast program, because you’ve never fed anybody. You don’t know anything about the free health clinic because you never asked anybody. You don’t know anything about the good that a gun does you, because you never tried one. And we say that if you was born and if you said you didn’t like pears and you never tasted pears, you’d have to be a liar. You don’t know whether you like pears, but you can’t claim that you don’t like pears. The only way that anybody can tell you the taste of a pear is if he himself has tasted it. That’s the only way. That’s the objective reality. That’s what the Black Panther Party deals with. We’re not metaphysicians, we’re not idealists, we’re dialectical materialists. And we deal with what reality is, whether we like it or not.”

— Fred Hampton speaking about how you must practice your theory, or else it’s irrelevant, 1969.

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Tumblr and AO3:

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic only we're both autistic.

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door