si-cucumber
si-cucumber
Mazz's Home for Morally Reprehensible Pretty Boys
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{ Mazz | 30 | He/Him } I enjoy 19th century occultists, bitchy princes, sad vampires, gay archers, and demons. Side blog to inferno-principe.
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si-cucumber · 11 minutes ago
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Good morning, chronic illness, you dumb bitch
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si-cucumber · 16 minutes ago
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Have you ever wondered what the characters do every day? Now's your chance to find out!
Mhin works so hard because they have family to feed 🐟
What do you think the other characters get up to? 💭 Let us know your guesses below!
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si-cucumber · 7 hours ago
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si-cucumber · 20 hours ago
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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor
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si-cucumber · 1 day ago
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teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????
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Step 1. yearn
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si-cucumber · 1 day ago
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How?? Do you draw kisses?? So well??
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si-cucumber · 1 day ago
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all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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Count yourself lucky that we are able to get new seasons of Kuroshitsuji with great animation quality in the 2020s
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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THE CHAFF PROJECT
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
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In practice: the goal is to make it DIFFICULT to identify trans people to target with bathroom bans, and to create many FALSE POSITIVES for businesses.
Basically, you might get accused of being trans and kicked out, because of the badge. You say: I wear the badge because trans rights matter.
You follow up with a letter to the business saying you're fucking furious because some nosy dipshit just tried to play fucking genital police with you in the loos. You know lots of trans people (don't name any, if you do) and you wear the pin in support and you're disgusted at them for allowing this.
Blame the business for allowing the behaviour.
Businesses see that their cis customers are getting bothered over a badge and may clarify trans-inclusive policies, so they can kick out the bathroom botherers instead of nice cis allies.
You only need to buy and wear the badge, and you are protecting trans people. You can be genuinely heroic. Even one cis person doing this helps, and everyone you get to join in helps even more.
Non-affiliated badge link:
https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/transgender-pride-flag-badge
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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if they made jurassic park i would go but really early in the morning and only spend a half day there so i'm already omw home by the time the dinosaurs break out
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si-cucumber · 2 days ago
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si-cucumber · 3 days ago
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"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950
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si-cucumber · 3 days ago
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Even though Zazu hasn't seen or heard the babies yet, I'm pretty sure she knows they're in the next room. She's livened up MASSIVELY today. She's come out to fly, she's been the most vocal she's been since Rio passed.
She's already much happier. I can't wait til quarantine is over and they can see each other
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Please welcome the newest members of my flock, Tiki and Caspar 🥰 I thought long and hard about adding new members so soon, but in the end, Zazu needed a bird to bond with. I found these brothers at our local parrot shop today and they were the perfect pair to introduce. They're fairly timid so far, so they might be a good match for Zaz.
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si-cucumber · 3 days ago
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Socialized as a boy? Socialized as a girl? The only thing I was socialized as was a theatre kid.
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si-cucumber · 3 days ago
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Two more
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