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Master AU List 1/?

Gale is the leader of a feared biker gang and Bucky has nowhere to go

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VERNON & WONWOO Mama Red Carpet | 231129

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Haechan: You're all my bitches.

Doyoung: Haechan your birthday is over it's Taeil's birthday.

Haechan: You're all Taeil's bitches too. We run this.

Taeil: Yeah!

Doyoung: You don't run-

Johnny: *stands behind Taeil and Haechan* I don't think you heard them, they run this.

Doyoung: I will just sit down and mind my business.

Johnny: That's what I thought.

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Doyoung: jaehyun, we have to talk privately

Jaehyun: ohoo *smirks* y‘all know what that means

Jaehyun: i‘m getting-

Jungwoo: yelled at. You‘re definetely getting yelled at

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*Yuta enters kitchen and sees Johnny lying on the floor covered in blood.*

Markhyuck, holding knife: Hyung, please help US

Yuta, staring at both of them: I would've have done it better.

Mark: What do you mean?

Yuta: It's too messy. It would take a lot of time to clear up the evidence.

Haechan: What?

Yuta: Yeah, I'm not helping with that but call me if you need help in disposing off the body. I know a great place.

*leaves markhyuck horror struck.*

Johnny, getting up: Man! That was scary

Mark: How did he know so much about murder?

Haechan: I'm never messing with him again.

*In the living room.*

Taeil: So, did you get them?"

Yuta: Yeah! Thanks for the heads up.

Taeil: No problem

Yuta: Those idiots think that their prank would even work when an empty bottle of ketchup was sitting on the counter and their so-called-dead-body was trying so hard not to laugh.

*Heards Jungwoo screaming in the kitchen.*

Doyoung: Looks like they finally got someone.

Yuta, sighing: These kids will never learn.

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johnny: i told jaehyun his ears flush when he lies. taeyong: why? johnny: look. johnny: hey jaehyun! do you love us? jaehyun, covering his ears: no. taeyong:

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Yuta: *trips and falls*

Taeyong: Are you okay?

Yuta: Make a wish. You just saw a falling star

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taeil: i'm so sorry..

haechan: taeil-hyung, please, don't, i love you

taeil: i love you too, i really don't want to do this, but.. i-i don't have any other choice

haechan, holding back tears: please, hyung, no!

taeil, puts a +4 on the table: uno

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Doyoung: I don‘t think you‘re doing it right

Yuta: I don‘t give a shit what you think!

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Taeyong: is that yuta stuck in the fence?

Doyoung: [sipping coffee] yes

Taeyong: are you not going to help him?

Doyoung: no

Taeyong: mhm… me neither

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johnny: *accidentally hits haechan in the face* johnny: *trying to decide between saying 'i'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay"* johnny: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! haechan, crying: NO I’M NOT-

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Haechan: Taeyong can I say a swear word?

Taeyong: Of course.

Haechan: Fuck you, you fucking long neck dinosaur.

Taeyong: Haechan.

Haechan: You said I can.

Taeyong: I know, good job.

Doyoung: He said that to me!

Taeyong: I know, that's why I'm proud of him.

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Shotaro: am I in trouble?

taeyong: no taro

shotaro: why are you carying me around then?

Taeyong: (holding taro) I just like holding you

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taeyong, about nct tokyo : apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

yuta : are we stealing them?

johnny : new or used?

taeyong : wonderful responses, both of you.

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haechan: if mark and i were drowning, who would you save?

johnny: you two can’t swim?

mark: it’s a hypothetical question, hyung! who would you save?

johnny:

johnny: my time and effort.

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yuta: i told jaehyun his ears turns red when he lies

johnny: why?

yuta: look

yuta: jaehyun, do you love taeyong?

jaehyun, hiding his ears with his hands: NO!

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[39 missed calls and 166 unopened messages from Johnny]

Mark: Johnny what the fuck is going on–

Johnny: I found a video of this small angry crab that remind me of you!

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Johnny: Everyone line up! *walks down the line*

Johnny to Mark: Dork

Mark: Hey!

Johnny to Doyoung: Nerd

Doyoung: True but still, hey!

Johnny to Yuta: Pervert

Yuta: Damn right

Johnny : *walks in front of a mirror* The coolest motherfucker in here'

Johnny to Jaehyun: Stoner

Jaehyun: Sup

Johnny to Haechan: A playful scamp

Haechan: See playful scamp, not evil demon child.

Johnny to Taeil: A delight

Taeil: *curtseys*

Johnny to Jungwoo: Pet

Jungwoo: Arf

Johnny to Taeyong: Best boy

Taeyong: *spins around*

Johnny to Jeno: Competition

Jeno: Okay.........?

Johnny to Yangyang: Twerp

Yangyang: I'll accept that.

Johnny to Hendery: Second coolest motherfucker in here

Hendery: *salutes Johnny* Thank you sir.