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Chance The Rapper-Paranoia

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feelings come, feelings go, comme des garcons

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i just remembered that i dreamt last night that an anon leaked sufjan’s cell phone number to me and i was like Fuck What Do I Do so i eventually decided to text the number something like “hey i’m really sorry, but if this is sufjan stevens, this is just a heads-up that you should change your number asap because someone online is giving it out to randos” and he texted back, verbatim, “Don’t give me unsolicited advice.”

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Once upon a time in the West, Hayley Eichenbaum

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Straight White Boy Problem #862

people are really uncomfortable when guys openly express emotion because showing behaviors that display vulnerability do not subscribe to the ideology of masculinity. therefore, when my drunk bro started crying outside of the closed chipotle at 11:20 PM on friday night because he couldn’t order chipotle, everybody got uncomfortable because my bros and i didn’t want to be seen in public with our emotional friend, but he calmed down a little when we went to taco bell

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Straight White Boy Problem #886

girls say they don’t understand guys and guys say they don’t understand girls so i looked this up on yahoo answers and “Linda” said that this is because humans prefer to spend more time with same sex friends rather than opposite sex friends but that’s also like really gay so idk what to think about that

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Straight White Boy Problem #624

my bro just saw me and we did our handshake but I wonder if he felt my really dry skin while we were doin our handshake. i mean ive been using lotion but i ain’t putting that stuff on at school! Thats weird! but Im still wondering if he felt my dry skin

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Straight White Boy Problem #993

bro…BRO…sometimes ANTHONY frustrates me so much I hate when he gets drunk and then roasts me for being bad with girls like…that’s not cool…ive told him to stop several times and he isn’t respecting me…is he even respecting my self-worth, bro? Like, bro, haha don’t you know when to like stop, bro? Not to psychoanalyze him bro but I’m pretty sure anthony struggled to fit in on his high school football team so he just acts like a dick so he can get the attention that he wants. Just like Justin when he plays the new Migos album out of his jeep

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hey guys

FRUIT BY THE FUCK

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in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

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