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OLD SCHOOL RUNESCAPE SENTENCE STARTERS

change pronouns if necessary, short meme but a quality reblog. some come from memes, some came from in game, some from players, some from canon dialogue, etc.

❛ did he now ? hmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm. ❜ ❛ ello young thingummywut. ❜ ❛ thingummywut ? where ? ❜ ❛ he decided he didn’t like me so he enlisted an army of hundreds of imps. ❜ ❛ he’ll sack me ! ❜ ❛ i have four children and a goat to look after ! ❜ ❛ if you think you have what it takes, you can choose to be a hardcore iron man. ❜ ❛ good day, brothers. ❜ ❛ i could murder an ice-cream. ❜ ❛ i really don’t fancy being squished today, thanks. ❜ ❛ knnnnGGGGnnpwwwww CCCCChhhhKKkkinnn. ❜ ❛ how long do fish wait to swim after they eat ? ❜ ❛ i’m making wine out of raisins. ❜ ❛ existentialism is for insects. ❜ ❛ press 123 for daughter. ❜ ❛ buying gf. ❜ ❛ IT’S ALL DYING !!! IT’S ALL DYING !!! THE GAME IS DYING ! ❜ ❛ how do i dab in runescape ? ❜ ❛ i’m poor and it’s fucking obams fault. ❜ ❛ no, you took all my gold that’s unforgivable. ❜ ❛ i have twice as many gf’s as you. ❜ ❛ i’m rich bich. ❜ ❛ can you smoke weed in this game ? ❜ ❛ how the fuck do i milk this cow ? ❜ ❛ bet u don’t even have a gf. ❜ ❛ fuckign stop. ❜ ❛ my main is higher lvl than yours. ❜ ❛ i’ve made a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ just think once before you speak please. ❜ ❛ is your name, by chance, jeff bezos ? ❜ ❛ plz don’t kill me i’ll give u 500 gp. ❜ ❛ death is in the fading scream, borne on the wind. death is in the bubbles from the deep, as dying lungs gasp their last. death is in the soil, as the deceased become one with nature. death is in a chair downstairs. ❜ ❛ i am the egg man, are you one of the egg men ? ❜ ❛ u r the tinderbox to my log. ❜ ❛ are you playing run escape ? ❜ ❛ i love setting out on a specific area and then just walking into a brick wall. ❜

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          ❝          I TOTALLY LOST MY PHONE !!! i - i didn’t mean to ! did i drop it ??           did i leave it at the store ??? aaaaaahhh, why do i always mess up ?!          ❞

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( MYSTICSECRET )

  “Ooof, you’ll never have to worry about any angry ghosts after you when I’m probably already running away. That’s a Big Mood though, did you wanna talk about that?”

          ❝           talk about my demons ?? GOD, NO. that’s the last thing i want to do,            but regardless they’re always there ! there’s no escaping !            —— it is a Big Mood, though. you’re right on that.            ❞

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I GUESS I SHOULD POST A STARTER CALL ! i have … few followers but i’d like to start up some threads, so drop a like please !

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✰  —  —  *  MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS

‘  when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches  ’ ‘  420 stands for “4got 2 0pologize”  ’ ‘  all millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay  ’ ‘  hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!  ’ ‘  i thought christmas was like… next friday or something its in like 3 days fuck  ’ ‘  if you’re not in love with me by 00:00:00 jan 1 then just block me. i don’t need that kind of energy following me into the new year  ’ ‘  who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying  ’ ‘  my kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there  ’ ‘  u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u haven’t found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? that’s tonight’s mood  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare  ’ ‘  there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you  ’ ‘  god knew what she was doing when she made bruno mars short if he had been tall he would be too powerful  ’ ‘  motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin  ’ ‘  Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?  ’ ‘  and the final mood for 2017 is: you know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?  ’ ‘  putting more importance into self care, spirituality, love and peace of mind. start with stretching and deep breathing.  ’ ‘  dont forget to tell someone you love that you love them, thank people who deserve to be thanked, be more patient on people having a hard time, be more considerate, understanding, and be kinder, always.  ’ ‘  do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic  ’ ‘  2032 is gonna be my year just u wait  ’ ‘  I want a “I made a playlist for you” typa love  ’ ‘  @ 2018 the bar is literally so low  ’ ‘  Just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. Flowers are pretty, but so are sunsets and they look nothing alike.  ’ ‘  i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day  ’ ‘  very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him  ’ ‘  *me, eyes wide open at 3am* what happened to chandler bing once he got to yemen  ’ ‘  tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside  ’ ‘  do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”  ’ ‘  i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads  ’ ‘  u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app  ’ ‘  you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with  ’ ‘  is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week  ’ ‘  The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit.  ’ ‘  imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.  ’ ‘  take care of yourself, please. i don’t know what id do if anything happened to you.  ’ ‘ crazy how personal growth can make you let go of people you swore you couldn’t live without.  ’ ‘  im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me  ’ ‘  you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.  ’ ‘  I’m gonna have a bomb ass life and I know it cause I’ve suffered so much and I know that wasn’t for no reason  ’ ‘  you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be  ’ ‘  an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything)  ’ ‘  i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks  ’ ‘  sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen  ’ ‘  me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours  ’ ‘  no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve  ’ ‘  i am not enough and it’s eating me alive  ’ ‘  what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch  ’ ‘  always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.  ’ ‘  The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7  ’ ‘  If you play “Feeling Myself” by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year’s Eve, Beyoncé will say “World Stop” in 2017 and “Carry On” in 2018.  ’ ‘  Self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta  ’ ‘  you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”  ’ ‘  ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live  ’ ‘  finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice  ’ ‘  do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends  ’ ‘  hey this is kinda ns.fw but i wann h*ld your h*nd  ’ ‘  talent: overthinking  ’ ‘  have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.  ’ ‘  if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing  ’ ‘  *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game  ’ ‘  Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”  ’ ‘  my hands? ready to be held  ’ ‘  Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice  ’ ‘  kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea  ’ ‘  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  ’ ‘  I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand  ’ ‘  my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it   ’ ‘  i know ‘gay’ isn’t an emotion but let’s be real,,,,,,,,,it kind of is and i feel it 24/7  ’ ‘  babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it  ’ ‘  just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined  ’ ‘  i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum  ’ ‘  this year has changed me more than I ever thought it would.   ’ ‘  it’s ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together.  ’ ‘  if you wanna love me hmu  ’ ‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak  ’ ‘  i’m that one guy on spongebob always screaming about his leg  ’ ‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’ ‘  i just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.  ’ ‘  never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if i get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how i go.  ’ ‘  when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches  ’ ‘  THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45  ’ ‘  my blood is glow stick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.  ’ ‘  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  ’ ‘  honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. i want to be as loving and as kind as i can be.  ’ ‘  just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch  ’ ‘  you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well  ’ ‘  when y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? i was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “i DO know how ants work, fucker”  ’ ‘  true space facts: if u look up there it is  ’ ‘  anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms  ’ ‘  how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time  ’

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          ❝          I BURNED THE FOOD AGAIN. i don’t even know why i bother cooking           anymore… i think we should, uh, just go out to eat.          ❞

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hi!! it’s kit dropping in to tell y’all that my laptop burned out so expect a slight drop in activity while i make new icons and psds. ill be using my aunts laptop until i can find a job and save up for a new one. sorry.

ill also be reblogging this onto my other blogs, so if you follow me on multiple and don’t want to see this post again, blacklist kits laptop.

mutuals can find me on discord: milkbag #9979

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          ❝          I BURNED THE FOOD AGAIN. i don’t even know why i bother cooking           anymore... i think we should, uh, just go out to eat.          ❞

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( MYSTICRESET )

  “Aahh… If I ever meet a ghost, I’ll definitely tell them to head your way instead.”

          ❝          thank you ! but make sure it’s a good ghost. i don’t want to deal with           any demons. i’ve got too many of those living inside me already !         ❞

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          ❝          I TOTALLY LOST MY PHONE !!! i - i didn’t mean to ! did i drop it ??           did i leave it at the store ??? aaaaaahhh, why do i always mess up ?!          ❞

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( TIREDOFJUMINSSHIT )

“  you’re our party coordinator  . it is the most important for you to be healthy  .  i simply work for a company  .  ”  truth be told  ,  it’s still odd for someone to consider these things so suddenly  .  while  ,  of course  ,  she has the constant reminders from fellow RFA members  ,  somehow…  “  do not waste your energy caring about me  .  it’s unnecessary  .  ”

          ❝          you’re just as important to the RFA as i am... ! && plus, you work hard           to make everything go smoothly, too.           ❞ ( a concerned frown settles onto her features. )           ❝          it’s not a waste of energy to care about you, jaehee. i think you’re really            important to the organization && you’re important to me, too...          ❞

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( NEURXSTHXNIA )

— ♔ ☾ — ❝ No  —   it  doesn’t  matter  much  at  all.  Feelin — g  em — pty  is  better  than  feeling  bad,  don’t  you  agree  ?  Though  it  is  a  shame  there’s  no  s — mile  on  that  face,  hm  ?  Why  might  you  be  so  bummed  out,  i — f  I  can  ask  ? ❞

          ❝            i guess so. i’m not really sure, right now... it’d be good to feel something           other than tired. it’s kind of like... i just want to lay in bed in the dark && cry           myself into a nap.          ❞ ( she pauses. is this too real to be talking about so casually ? )            ❝           it’s just one of those days, y’know ?          ❞

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u so fuckin precious when u s m i l e

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FLUFF STARTERS / PROMPTS (II)

❝ please get home safely. ❞

❝ i’ve missed you so much. ❞

❝ in a room full of people, it feels like it’s just us two. ❞

❝ fuck, i’m so damn happy. ❞

❝ i wanna be with you. ❞

❝ let me help you with that. ❞

❝ there can only be you. i don’t want anyone else. ❞

❝ you look amazing in anything.❞

❝ i’ve got you, baby. ❞

❝ i’m the luckiest person on earth.❞

❝ don’t forget this moment. ❞

❝ i could never say no to you. ❞

❝ i’m yours. i always have been.❞

❝ kiss me and i’ll forgive you. ❞

❝ you’re all i think about. ❞

❝ god, i can’t pay attention to anything else but you. ❞

❝ please be mine. ❞

❝ baby, i’m right here. shh, i’m here. ❞

❝ when you look at me like that, it makes me want to give you my heart. ❞

❝ good morning, angel. ❞

❝ when i’m with you, nothing hurts anymore. ❞

❝ you’re my everything. ❞

❝ i’m gentle with you because i love you. ❞

❝ i’m not going anywhere. ❞

❝ i love waking up to you. ❞

❝ you taste like forever. ❞

❝ sweetheart, come here. it’s been far too long without seeing your face. ❞

❝ you make me forget. ❞

❝ my dog thinks you’re cute too.❞

❝ i could kiss you all day. ❞

❝ thank you for taking care of me.❞

❝ you don’t have to do all the things you do, but i truly appreciate it, and i love you. ❞

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( GLITCHESEXE )

•⊹⊱•๑°˖ ❞ … | ♥ NOT EVEN , How am I even supposed to contend with someone like you ? ♥   |  … ❝ ˖°๑•⊰⊹•

೫๑┉┉┅┈┈•೫ೃೀ〘  | ✎  .    .    .  She said , laughing just a little more as she did so.

GENTLE GIGGLES LEAVE HER , as CHEEKS become consumed by bits of crimson all around.

honestly ,  she felt pretty special ,

considering someone like Amelia was complimenting HER ,

FEATURES that once beared insecurity , are over - written by joy.

She just was ENJOYING the moment for what it was , && that was enough to make the president happy.  RADIANCE filled the president of the literature club’s face , as she just goes along with this.

for now.  | 〙೫ೃೀ•┈┈┅┉┉๑೫

         ❝         see ? you’re totally the cutest for just saying stuff like that !         ❞ hands come to her cheeks && she rubs circles against the hint of blushy color that arises. there’s a weightless giggle that slips from her, && it comes out as gentle && melodic, though entirely her in the sense of sound. when she speaks, it sounds that akin to a tone graced with flattery.           ❝          trust me, i’m an expert at spotting this stuff !          ❞

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( TIREDOFJUMINSSHIT )

“  ah  ,  you are correct  .  i work late every night  ,  that shouldn’t be too much of a shock  .  but my work shouldn’t concern you  .  what concerns me is your health  .  ”

          ❝         jaehee... my health is terrible regardless if i get sleep or not... but, i could           also say that your health concerns me, too ! i’m sure you don’t have enough           energy for the day by staying up late && waking up early.         ❞

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@glitchesexe + cont. !

          ❝           it’s no problem. i know i’m just the biggest ray of sunshine to ever bless           this world, so you can come to me for anything... !          ❞ she offers a perky smile, relief a honey drizzle on the tip of her tongue when she speaks && a subtle satisfactory note of an agreement laugh. monika looks so happy when she’s laughing, even if it’s directed to amelia.           ❝          that’s not true. you’re the top contender, rumor has it ~ ! ♡          ❞