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i hope no one else has done this

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God this game is so fucking funny

#classof09 #nicole #jecka #ari #classof09nicole #classof09ari #classof09jecka #nicoleclassof09 #ariclassof09 #jeckaclassof09 #toxicyuri

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world hard and cold, tiddy soft and warm

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class of 09 ver bec why not

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Class of 09 is a video game

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toxic white girl yuri

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she is rotting my brains

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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

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lan wangjorse

Pegasus wei wuxian's wings are clipped (by wen qing, for surgical transplant onto JC) and broken (by wen chao) when he's tossed into the burial mounds and while there he discovers a way to use changeling magic like a unicorn can and that makes the unicorn-dominated sects scared. When he dies unicorn lan wangji sprints all the way to the burial mounds & uses the last bit of his magic to find a-yuan to bring him back to the cloud recesses, after he collapses at the gates the lan unicorns are shocked to discover that in doing this lan wangjorse ascended to alicornhood and becomes the alicorn princess of love

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Fanfiction author writing about a guy having his first gay experience

This was nothing like his affairs with women. Women, with their soft curves, their wet heat, their velvet skin. Joe was all harsh angles in comparison. his XY chromosomes turned his skin to steel. every part of his body was made out of geometric shapes. gripping his hips was nothing like gripping the soft, petite, feminine, plush hips of a woman. joe’s lips were rough and chapped, unlike his ex-girlfriends lips, which were made out of chapstick. his cock was an actual tree trunk with bark and lichen and all

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“adrien was never allowed to go to public school” ladynoir AUs are so underrated tbh. the reveal is arguably even more earth-shattering than canon’s. in an AU where marinette personally doesn’t know adrien at all, the reveal becomes the in-universe equivalent of finding out your boyfriend on discord has been Harry Styles all along. and you’re not even necessarily a fan. fucking hilarious. iconic. how does she come back from that. how do you just continue on your day after finding out your life is a wattpad fic

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Eidolons 🫧

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