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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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just to be clear and yes by extension of my earlier post: i don't think strong friendships between men are important. go talk to a woman.
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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke
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I had a dream where I was in a chess tournament and to make a move I had to psychicly send images of the Joker saying my move to the opponent and there would be a stock gunshot and maniacal laughing sound effect that would play when I did it like this:
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Havig all of the windows in your house open to dissipate heat feels so lewd.
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being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
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15 minutes isnt so long ago when yoy think about it
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:

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